Howmanheyman

Stick in, Stevie, just keep chillin' with yo OOT homies, word to your Mother! http://www.jibjab.com/view/7yi_sPntR6m17o5ABZy1dQ

"Hmmmmnnn.........Four letters..........main part of their screen names indeed!.........Lots to say but who in point of fact, do not actually say anything at all?.........Watson! Inform the OB I'll be taking up this intriguing case forthwith."

Reminds me of Besiktas.

I told the missus to change her name the other day to Emma Roid as she was being a fucking pain in the arse.

If you want a shirt and don't want to give Ashley your money then I'm sure you'll find better in TOFFS range or maybe discover an old shirt on ebay. I'm sympathetic to their cause but why the obsession with an adidas shirt? If there was no way adidas could provide a shirt without a daft patch then why not go elsewhere to someone who could? Adidas haven't made a good NUFC shirt for years, anyway.

Those two in their prime would still tear up the pl defences of today, man.

"Sure, some will say, 'I prefer this player to Cisse' or that player that might have looked good on football manager, but unless the hipsters can convince me that the so-called FM superstar is at least 1-2 the player they think he is then my preference is the senagel, senejal, err, the number 9 hotshot from near the Congo."

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Exclusive coverage of JC giving a half time team talk here......

Finally agreed to watch the notebook, last night

"Look. I really don't mean to complain, but......I mean, yeah, I'm used to bigger glasses than this ok? The hotel cost enough so it really isn't on..........What?.........complimentary wine as an apology?........That's decent of you, err, do you have frozen grapes as an accompaniment?"

Really? Surely he must have encountered the practice when he was trudging through the eighties in the bars and clubs on a matchday?

Of course! I very rarely drink it now but woe, woe betide the bar person who serves me a bottle of it with a normal half pint glass, it has to be a schooner glass.

kinky bastard.

You've hurt my feelings now. Was out last night, just on the Guinness, got a takeaway, drank plenty of water with meal and don't feel too bad at all. Had a canny night, the odd bit of piss taking went on as it does between men in a bar though.

:lol: Well here was me about to go out tonight for a drink but if I'm going to get stick for skipping a round late on then fuck them. Think I'll stop in and make new friends instead. Preferably online friends where I won't feel so pressured.

I only drink with them when I'm on late shift the next day or off altogether. The odd time I've drank with them when I've got to be up at five in the morning for work and it's not fun.

I do that towards the end of the night to be fair.

I'm no slouch, but I slow down after around 5 pints, unfortunately the crowd I drink with on a sunday night are the type who are ordering the next round when anyone in the group is down to the halfway point in their glass, the fucking lunatics!

Just a pint of water when you get in is all. Some scran as well. Try and drink the same stuff. I had a bottle of red last night and sometimes I get a bit of a headache with red wine, nothing bad just different from beer. A couple of weeks ago there was a pint of Guinness poured by mistake and offered to me gratis by the barmaid as I usually drink either that or lager but never both. As I was on lager that night I should've knocked it back but I took it and then had another. I swear to god I shit through the eye of a needle the next day and spewed up about six in the morning. Don't mix your drinks!