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Michael Owen is such a winnet.

From you or the media?

Ashley would fancy a bit of that action. (The fee, not the player).

Shola might now he's a free agent.

Two Journalists putting their name to it. Oliver is one of them. Wide of the mark.

Wide of the mark.

Nice to meet you all, bar Fish who I missed. Am as stuffed as I've ever been though having went out for a meal with Wife and daughters straight after. Passed on my wishes to Bravado who it was a shame I didn't see. Gemmill, meenzer and cath how I expected. Good people.

Neither was his predecessor.

I expect a pint waiting for me, mind. And a full English breakfast in the morning.

Suits me as you're the only face I recognise. (plus I'll have to away by six, tops).

"I'll see you later, then!"

Sooooooooo.........3.30 - 4.00, then? In the Forth? I'll probably be in town if you don't mind a QPR joining in the clique for an hour or so? I'll be wearing a pink carnation, no pressure.

'£3.5M for Pardew and Woodman? Fer an extra half Miwl, I'll chuck in a Stone and a Carva too, you'll be taking my eyes out as well, trust me, proper robbing me.'

We couldn't beat Burnley.Twice. Nor Hull. Nor Palace.

:lol: End orve!

"That's my boy, Carvs."

Haidara's been fucking awful since coming on. How many time's he lost the ball?

I'e got rusty water running down my legs every time the ball goes near Alnwick so fuck knows what's going through his mind.

Shit defending but still, Alnwick went down like my old subbuteo keeper used to. Fucking awful watching this kid, man.

Brilliant by Perez, glad Sissoko never skied it, completely undeserved.

Too many hoofs when we have the ball, we can't keep it.

Well it's been coming.

Tiote's been colossal today. A colossal liability.