Howmanheyman

The craic on the European football show absolutely hammers the likes of sky and BT's English coverage. The French lad seems pretty convinced we're in talks with Garde in London. He isn't one of the Sunday supplement boys but you never know, he might be right.

'When you lose players like what we done when Chrissy Waddle and Gazza went to the lane then you frow in Pedro to Liverpool. ....let me tew you, any clab is going to straggle a bit. Cabaye going was just kicking a clab when it's dahn."

Totti pissing about with his phone taking a selfie after scoring. What the fuck?

Aha! It's just highlights first before the napoli game. Thanks for telling me the score, Ant!

According to the sky tv guide its on at six. Bastard. Was looking forward to it.

This man u side have no real shape at all. Just like days of old, trying to buy the league with stars but failing to build a team. Shit game. Hoping for better in the Rome derby on bt sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30747185 So 'hard working taxpayers', (If I hear one more slimy fucking Tory come out with this phrase I swear to God. ) will not be able to strike unless they have 40% votes from ALL eligible voters. They'd also end a ban on agency workers taking their places. Only 15 out 303 Tory politicians secured more than 40% of all eligible votes in their constituencies. (Not sure how many of the eligible voters were hard working, how many were scroungers or how many were lazy workers). So basically, do as we say, not as we do, take what we give you, not we are given ourselves and have even less rights than we've already taken off you through the years. No, just carry on being 'hard working' for your bosses, (Gawd bless 'em) so they get better bonuses and better incentives and don't worry so much about yourselves and your hard working family. Or you still working hard? Good, good. Carry on.

We rolled over once the first went in. 'Keeping it down' when you're just a goal down is just aDifferent shade of rolling over.

Can you imagine one of Keegan's players or even Sir Bobby's coming out with statements like that? The stench of mediocrity and small time thinking is stinking our club out since Ashley came to our club. You can't tell me the prospective players aren't briefed on the Ashley model in negotiations. There's not even a pretence of ambition. 'Yeah, we're not a big club, but do the business and we'll let you join one.' Too many of our players come out with these statements, there's obviously no worries about getting a slap on the wrist by the club from them.

Beyond parody, that show.

I've a great idea. Did it with my two before we went to paris Disney. Wish you had mentioned it that Saturday, man!

He got the ball from Varadi and the 'crowd sucked it in'. There you go. No need for thanks, just send £50 to Ant at toontastic who'll pass it on to myself.

Who the fuck is luke? I hope this isn't another one of your Inter Milan fantasy boys?

Fuck me! How good will they be when he buys Darren Bent? !

He also thought Pat 'Bruce' Butcher would be a good shout.

The King's side have just went 2-1 up v spurs.

Phil Thompson wants Carver to get the job if anyone's interested?

I wish row Z would hit him instead.

They could've made more of it but didn't bother. It should've been his second yellow but it was sky 4 Reffing at times I thought.

Trial by tv for Matic or fuck all said? I'm going to take a wild guess and say the latter.

Cant stand Tony Gale as well. It's like Listening to a Pardew clone all fucking game.

Fucking loathe Chewsea.

Williamson.

Shouldve been off anyway as he should've had a yellow first half. Perez yellow first wrong tackle. Ivanovic should've had at least one yellow too. Conspiracy against chelsea? Don't make me fucking laugh.