Howmanheyman

The Lambton worm?

The Black snails?

I tell you what, they talk about our luck? Boro's hit the crossbar and the mackems could've had a red card and it's only been on ten minutes.

🎵 We're too sexy for the smogs Too sexy for the smogs We...don't....use....our....bogs And we're Too sexy for the Mags Too sexy for the Mags We...can't...match...their....flags I'm a mackem, you know what I mean And my owner gave up our little cat bar Yeah, in the cat bar In the cat bar yeah He gave the fucking Mags our little cat bar And I'm too sexy for Milano Too sexy for Milano We founded... Athletic....Bilbao And we're too sexy for your leyague Too sexy for your leyague No way we're Niall Quinn disco dancing 🎶

I watched episode one of Kaos last night. I won't be watching it again, like. They actually did defy the gods by making it a bit naff.

It's been shit for years, they're just twisting the knife now.

He thought you called him terrific. The jokes on you I'm afraid, Wykiki.

That must've been where I was going wrong as well!

Same place, couldn't remember which name it was under when you were there.

Tux2. What gemmill imagined he was.... What gemmill actually was....

Took the MiL to hospital for an outpatient appointment, saw some top class flange there in summer time attire and also whilst driving back home as well but it was pointless having a good look as it would've been akin to planning a major bank heist with Inspector Morse sitting next to you.

Tragedy.

"Ok, he put a statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage so that would make you think 'wrong'un' straight away but he also looked a collosal cunt as well...... Hang on a minute..... I thought the clues were meant to be hard on here?"

Jordan and Keown? UNSUBSCRIBED

A cruel mate who saw him drop a ball to see Cummins score a winner at Roker park against us has just said it would probably be fitting if someone dropped his coffin. Memories linger long with some of our lot, mind. RIP.

Aye, I'll look up that book as well. 👍

I absolutely loved seeing the radge, bulging eyed Sicilian reeling away after he scored wearing one of the most simple but classy looking silky azzurri kits ever. If Gazza still played for us he'd have been my favourite number 19 at Italia 90 but he'd fucked off to Spurs so Schillacci takes the honours. I actually ordered that shirt from toffs a few years ago and the number was never going to be anything other than 19. (I wouldn't normally bother with numbers but the italics of the numbers on those Italian shirts just went together didn't they?)

I've been here since 2009, I'm not one of the 'originals'. I'm still under probation too.

It looks like Martin McGuiness tbh.

You're still on probation, by the way.

TBF, even the Pope would've saved it.

Salvatore Schillaci only 59. 😔 RIP Toto.