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Aye, he's admittedly a self styled 'dadsual hipster' but his tongue is firmly in his cheek. He's not a Tory as well which is a bonus when you're from Stoke.

He cut the staff perks on cup final weekend.

ABREORDIE a-bror-dee The accentuated, raised decibel pseudo Geordie/mackem accent an MLF puts on outside his country's borders to people not from his region. eg; 'EE-AH, IT'S CANNY HOT, MARRA, ISN'T IT? ESPECIALLY WHEN YAV BEYN CHUCKING THE MORETTEY DOWN AT PONTEYLAND AIRPORT BUT AM NOT PISSED OR OWT BECAUSE AH CAN TAK MY DRINK UNLIKE THE MAGS. IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED NEWCASTLE AIRPORT BUT IT'S NOT RAYLLEY IN NEWCASTLE AND SUNDERLAND COUNCIL HELPED PEY FORRIT. WHEYE DO YA SUPPORT, MARRA? I'M SUNLIN TILL AH DIE JUST LIKE THE NETFLIX SHOW, DID YA WATCH IT? WENT GLOBAL, MATE. SUNDERLAND FANS AL OVER THE WORLD NOW, GENUINE FANS ANAARL NOT LIKE THE 92 BANDWAGON JUMPERS UP THE ROAD AT SID JAMES PARK! DO YOU HATE THE SAUDI MAGS ANAARL?'

Different shift patterns for different roles I think, I know a lad from my last job who's there in a different role to mine doing a different shift pattern. Apparently a few of them already there were after this job so hopefully they don't bear a grudge!

It's obligatory for them to be louder in the presence of non NE people, exaggerate their accents, trying to come across as sewper pally and over friendly before informing the unfortunate passer by that they're '....from Sunderland' when the unfortunate passer by never asked them where they were from in the first place.

Shewally not? A NE based Stoke fan with no axe to grind against either club seeing more MLF shirts than NUFC shirts at the airport? Although he hasn't mentioned it I'm sure there was no fevered discussions with Mags about how they could just walk about with them on and everybody just letting them as that would just be silly.

"Hello everybody, it's us! Sunderland! Near Newcastle with your general election result for Sunderland north. But before we start, do you hate the mags anaarl? "

They're just inexcusable cunts aren't they? It's in their DNA.

I'll be off the next day so even though I'll have been up very early on Thursday I'll be stopping up to watch a lot of it. Looking forward to seeing memes of Laura and fave party members faces the next day.

NOTHING ever gets forgotten about on TT. NOTHING.

Start a new job next week, other than having to work every Sunday and being a bit of a hike it seems good enough, no night shift/back shifts, three days a week, decent pay, better job. Fingers crossed this time!

It's a seismic shock to find out that the commercial department are trying to get extra revenue from wherever they can? I've just had to sit down there. Thank GOD the knight is on the case asking the questions us punters could only dream of asking.

My eldest was working in a pharmacy during COVID, she'd have been 17/18 and had zero social life because of it, the youngest was doing her GCSE's and ditto with the social life, plus loads got marked down iirc and should've had higher marks. I also worked throughout going into a factory with no real protection other than trying and staying away from each other which was for the birds considering the job. But the bairns need to be thankful? Fucking odious cunt probably sat in the garden throughout on social media slagging all and sundry off in the usual Tory way.

We've got a kitten called 'fish' on here as well.

I never mentioned uefa, just the PL. Just a scintilla of a made up rumour regarding us getting every tom, dick and harry saw them put a temp ban in for it. It was laughable.

I see Girona have also just landed a sponsorship with Etihad airlines. So Savio from Girona isn't a problem to me nor is Girona's deal with Etihad but I'm just wondering where the hastily arranged temporary ban for this is from the PL? 🤔

That Johnson cenotaph thing was 100% a favour getting called in by friends in the right places. It absolutely stunk to high heaven. Would similar 'stock footage' have been shown for Miliband, Corbyn or Foot? (We know the answer).

BBC can Photoshop a soviet hat on Corbyn but can't say that Farage uses 'customary inflammatory language' without immediately apologising.

Is it the equivalent of a manager bringing a defender on at 4-0 down at HT to prevent an 8-0 rather than a 6-0? Damage limitation for a certain defeat?

I was being called down to give her a lift home. (I wasn't amused).

I went down the stairs bollock naked after being in a deep sleep years ago when wor lass got in after a night out with a mate and shouted me down expecting her to be on her own. Oops! (I gave her mate's personal wank bank a hefty deposit that night).

"Lock up your teenage daughters, seventy six, Graham Rix."