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8 minutes injury last week at wolves for us, seven minutes here.

Arteta. Snidey little fouls all over by them all game. Tough titty señor Playmobil bonce, tough titty.

Great play on the wing to come inside but their heralded CBs were found wanting there.

I shouldn't be arsed but I really hope Man City smash these cunts today.

It's funny you should put that, I was going to watch a bit of the Fiorentina v Lazio game on there but the channel it was on just wasn't playing ball. Inter v Milan is on tonight which I presume will be on TNT as they haven't lost all the Italian games they had.

How could I forget that little hemorrhoid?

"Correct."

The fish has a soft spot for Wimbledon but I'm like the Sicilian mafia and can hold a vendetta for decades. I hope we smash the cunts and Vinnie Jones, John Fashanu and that little cunt who laughably ended up at Man United iirc, Terry Gibson, can all get fucked.

You can argue he's got something to prove to NUFC since he came in, absolutely, but his patter is also David Brent levels as well being a pretty obvious arse licker. Maybe I'm being harsh on his crack being shit but it really is. Fine if you're delivering but if not.....?

He was awful but then again, who wasn't?

The Lambton worm?

The Black snails?

I tell you what, they talk about our luck? Boro's hit the crossbar and the mackems could've had a red card and it's only been on ten minutes.

🎵 We're too sexy for the smogs Too sexy for the smogs We...don't....use....our....bogs And we're Too sexy for the Mags Too sexy for the Mags We...can't...match...their....flags I'm a mackem, you know what I mean And my owner gave up our little cat bar Yeah, in the cat bar In the cat bar yeah He gave the fucking Mags our little cat bar And I'm too sexy for Milano Too sexy for Milano We founded... Athletic....Bilbao And we're too sexy for your leyague Too sexy for your leyague No way we're Niall Quinn disco dancing 🎶

I watched episode one of Kaos last night. I won't be watching it again, like. They actually did defy the gods by making it a bit naff.

It's been shit for years, they're just twisting the knife now.

He thought you called him terrific. The jokes on you I'm afraid, Wykiki.

That must've been where I was going wrong as well!

Same place, couldn't remember which name it was under when you were there.

Tux2. What gemmill imagined he was.... What gemmill actually was....

Took the MiL to hospital for an outpatient appointment, saw some top class flange there in summer time attire and also whilst driving back home as well but it was pointless having a good look as it would've been akin to planning a major bank heist with Inspector Morse sitting next to you.

Tragedy.

"Ok, he put a statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage so that would make you think 'wrong'un' straight away but he also looked a collosal cunt as well...... Hang on a minute..... I thought the clues were meant to be hard on here?"