Howmanheyman

The stylish bastard that he is.

The many handsome and pretty faces of Wearside in 1992.

Just had a look at one of their derby threads. Amazing how many of them claimed to have clipped a Mag or seen Mags get kicked all over and their recollections of derby games at Roker seem a bit at odds from what I remember. Also seem to think Carver would've been 'bitch-slapped' by Di Canio. The shite that goes through their heeds, like.

I think the last derby was Pardew being a complete dummy tactically and chopping and changing desperate to get the win and played right into their hands. I fucking loathe the stupid cunt for his derby record alone.

They've been there for the taking for the last few years on account of them being a rotten side. We've just been more rotten when we've played with poor performances and a fucking headless chicken in charge of the team.

Just call him pinball wizard or straight edge 69.

I'd say, "it's a good laugh on here" if I was going to say anything. Don't read too much into things.

Last one. ........For now.

That's good piece by and large and something some other pundits and journalists could do with reading. Pity he never mentioned the missing millions just announced in their 'profit' spin.

Nice touch having the same kind of blue wonga use on the shoulders.

The secret diary of Lee Ryder aged 44 and a half. 03/04/2015 Alreet diary? All the punters who follow this crazy club of ours, the ones with black & white passion coursing through their bloodstreams know that the weekend brings up THE game of the season with our nearest and not so dearest down the road in red & white territory. But it's just the fans who care not the poncy players and managers riding about in their porsches and ferraris, right? Wrong. Today ah had a bell off Carvs who proposed a bit of mooch, mewtewa, err wanted to help both him and me. Ah gets down to Benton and am lead down the corridor to help build up the derby and get Geordie boy, coach Carvs, some more exposure to get the Toon number one role as it's not only what my loyal readers want but also helps me out with filling me back page as me and Carvs are fucking cush and ah've always got a quote on tap off The man who would be King. Anyways, as ah'm getting closer to his office ah hears a lot of groans and sounds of someone in discomfort. There were lots of heaving and shouting going on as keeping coach 'Wooders' Woodman and centre half colossus, 'Iron' Mike 'Willo' Wlliamson were trying to shoehorn Coach Carvs into some sort of corset. Ah hung back and looked through a crack in the door to see the real goings on at HQ NUFC when they thought nobody was watching. Willo was straining to zip the corset up while Wooders was forcing Carvs chest down with his puma football booted right foot. Wooders shouted, "Quick Iron man! get it zipped for facksake! his chest is swelling to fackin' dangerous proportions here, san!" Willo was trying his hardest but was clearly struggling as his hands were daintily moving the zip up at a slow rate. "Howay, Willo, bonny lad, ah divvent think me chest is ganna last much longer, kidda! Hurry up, man Ah'm nearly fucking gone here! Me chest is bursting with that much Geordie pride ah think ah'm ganna bust me gut here!" Carvs said as they finally managed to contain his swollen chest by getting the zip up to one last torturous gasp from Geordie John. 'Fuck me', ah thought, look at the sacrifices this man was giving to HIS club. Ah then went in as if ah'd nee idea he was wearing a corset and got a few quotes from the head coach about us matching their determination and getting fucking stuck in. Ah knew forran absolute fact me loyal readers would fucking lap that shit right up, it was just what they wanted to hear after those derby defeats and it was going to be yours truly who brought it to them via the powers of modern media. Until later, Ryder and out!

Grown men talking about football strips! /Gemmill

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-bursting-pride-derby-8975664? 'Sir Bobby Robson' - Check 'Geordie' - Check 'North-East born' - Check 'Pride' - Check Not bad going for under 50 words.

It looks the same as the one two seasons ago tbh.

'Carver pledges Newcastle will match Sunderland's derby intensity - and promises a couple of surprises in the build-up' http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle/12870617._/? Seems to me the ones who make the biggest song and dance about this game, the ones who seem the most desperate to win, tend to lose. Pardew had the look of Bruce in these games and not sure if there's much separating Carver and Pardew. (That's without the brutal and deliberate weakening of our team). How the fuck we've come to dread games against a side as shit as Sunderland have been these couple of years defies belief, at least when we were routinely beating them they could say we were beaten by a good side fighting for CL football.

Used to be a young'un drank in the Percy post match who ALWAYS had that shirt on. The V neck seemed to stop at his belly button.

Bitter-Sweet mood. Off work for a week but have moving about to do and decorating Living room and dining room in that week. AAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!

Bought this shirt recently, minus the sponsor. Think the last time I bought a 'current' shirt was probably the NTL one in 2001?

Fucking about? Having a carry on? The crack? Pissing about?

Shite as usual, could be worse, should be better.

Sunderland, where the excitement never starts. (The Sunderland echo has form for this type of shite, mind. Makes the Chronicle look half professional)

1-0 Italia. Nice header by Pelle despite a valiant effort by Phil Jones to stop the cross.