Howmanheyman

The balls like a fucking pinball when our players pass it around.

'Awkward.'

And here he is.....

I have some magic beans, if you're interested,CT? £500 a tin. Bargain, mate.

1-1 although I agree these are beatable and we've done OK down there in the past. Basically anything wouldn't surprise me.

I'd have slid in on my back kicked the cones away whilst doing the move as she was still the right way up, legs askance. She wouldn't have complained.

Aye, we know.

"Is that the Dickensyian man, Father?" "Yes, Son." "God bless us, everyone."

7.3% abv, CT's on bottle number two.

Never saw that game. Was it 'fantasteec'?

One of the joys of not having sky is not hearing him.

And your point is?

Not a lot made of Benteke's goal compared to a certain Mr Rooney's effort a few years ago. I know it's a bit essembee-esque but that's how I'm rolling this morning, also caught BBC sports section on the news where the main headlines were about Martial and how he's proved he's worth the transfer fee. A tad early to be coming out with that kind of shite if you ask me but it's the man u effect I suppose.im adding this superfluous sentence in tribute to essembee's efforts this year.

Don't rule out momentum as well.

Davd Milliband might have won it, but if he was as mealy mouthed as the rest who knows? If the man attacks the real enemies out there in Downing Street and their backers, if he can get the party to at least realise that they need lift their heads and stop wringing their hands, if the party MP's can work with him for the greater good and people who might not have voted last time, now vote.......then who knows? it's worth a change of tack in my honest opinion.

What's the old, you know, the old rules on, well, you know what I'm saying on, err, doing anything too, err, strenuous before a big sports event? Because that might give you something to do if, you know, it's not strictly verboten.

After reading Renton's patter I've went from a bit pleased to fucking suicidal in the space of twenty minutes.

We've just had a total confirmed disaster at the last election by the way. If the blands can't defeat a minority government with the biggest set of, well, as near to evil bastards you'll get in a British cabinet, then what is the point? The fact that they ended up with a majority is staggering and says it all for me about the way Labour has tried to walk on eggshells. Is this a protest vote? So fucking what? I honestly don't see how you think any of the rest could galvanise the actual Labour party anymore? (I'm not talking about career politicians but grass roots supporters). Give the fucka a chance, man! He barely got a degree? Having met some absolute fucking spanners in my working life who have, I'm not that arsed to be completely honest. He needs, (Labour needs), to take the game to the Tories instead of fannying about with some kind of guilt complex which has played into the Tories hands, and the hands of their backers in the media so much. Have a bit of hope, for fucks sake.

Pisses his pants at anything to do with Dave and Georgie boy. Tells us to calm down.

They'll be worried of a syriza style swing to the left and will have their fourth estate bloodhounds on the loose. Yesterday's Sun had about five pages of Labour Party 'scandals' so they're already doing their bit for the blue cause.

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Shadow health minister Jamie Reed? resigns following Corbyn's victory. Don't let the door hit you on the arse on your way out, mate.

I'm just jel, really.

Me no speakee your language. SPQR, DFS, SCS, MFI, STD etc, etc.