Howmanheyman

.......Next time MF steps out of line with Cat.

The media have been fucking desperate, more than usual. I've been on backshift all week and have watched the BBC news at one. Their political correspondent definitely puts a pro-Tory slant on his pieces steering the news in an irrelevant way.

I'll get hammered by Stevie but I've bought this on offer with a white number ten hand stitched on the back of a small black square. Got a snide version in Italy when I was a teenager and didn't know any better as you couldn't really get them in Newcastle at the time.

"And when you are big Chico playing in Europe, you can sell my sweets and call them 'Colo's original'. But make sure you put your old Abuelo in the adverts, Fabricio."

Let's just have another look at the OP in this thread by Slayer who definitely is not a Mackem posting at ten to two in the morning on this Newcastle United board asking us if Cisse is shit?

Aye, that thought did cross my mind as well which is why I didn't vote for the Socialist party as a warning to Labour. "Hey, Sandra! This dirty bastard taxi driver wants me to shout 'Austerity! Austerity! Fuck me some more with your Austerity, Dave! I love your button mushroom!' so he can come and his name isn't even Dave but CT or something?"

Make sure you don't do that in public, you'll get arrested.

I'll vote, it just doesn't seem as important in a safe seat. Almost feels like a small minority elsewhere has the say on the future of the north east.

I had that in the nineties, Stevie, think it was one of the first shirts toffs did when they started up. Always found it hard to wear to be honest. Maybe Pards was ahead of his time with his 'heavy shirt' comment?

Ok, lets take this apart..........

"Hawaya man! Do it for Reuwaben Agbewala, Shaun Cunnington and Curly Gordon Armstrong!"

Watched the highlights of the Juventus game last night, halfway through Tylsdley said that UEFA had changed the yellow cards rule...........'15 years too late for a certain Roy Keane and Paul Scholes.' He'll be insisting the Vicar mentions 'that night in Barcelona' in his funeral oratory will Clive.

Errol Brown gone? Cold chocolate? RIP, he was a cool bastard.

'The Chronicle understands'......... :lol: Can't decide whether the Chronicle is more 'Pravda' or 'Charver'.

Coward, you forgot coward, mate, but good post anyway.

This is the reality of the conservative party and their appeal to 'their people'. Horrible cunts.

Don't forget the camouflage jacket. Sweet Jesus! Thank God for that......at first I thought you'd written 'put your money where your button mushroom is'!

Err, cough, ahem......

I tried Russell Brand first but he was busy ranting about other stuff.

"How! Lee! Ah could dee with a decent story, mate! Can ye help iz oot, wor kid?" "Ah hear you, Carvs, loud and fucking clear, bonny lad! Ah'll get changed and sort you oot in a bit." "Newcastle United players have done very little to prove they really care about what the fans think 06:30, 5 May 2015 OPINION BY LEERYDER As Newcastle United sink closer to the Championship we ask whether players actually care what is happening at St James' Park A group of players who have thrown the towel in, a manager struggling to be heard and a relegation battle at Newcastle United. Yes, this is not a new story at St James’ Park for the fans that have stuck with the club through thick and thin down the years. But the similarities with the ill-fated 2008/09 campaign are there for all to see. The cast of characters is a little different, but there are a few players still on board who survived and lived to tell the tale. In head coach John Carver, Newcastle have a man who loves the club but has tried almost everything to arrest the decline of 2015 so far.

I'd shit my pants too with our defence in front of me.

Any of you Euro hipsters have a clue who the new manager is? "Hi, following the result at Leicester City on Saturday, there has been two days with frank de Logue, John Carver and senior players. The outcome of those discussions is that the board, John Carver, his staff, players and most importantly, myself, Frank De Logue, are absolutely focused on our current situation and the three hugely-important fixtures that remain this season, two of which are at St. James' Park. All parties accept responsibility for the current situation but are determined, together, to ensure this Club - your Club - retains its Premier League status. That is the only focus at this time."

Now 10 First midi-hi-fi I had. First album to go with it. I was about 14.

He might get stick and most of it deserved but I found this from the True Geordie a mixture of depressing truth and quite humorous. (The laugh is obviously on us, like).

We used to swap the words 'swatting those charlies with it' to 'swatting those hinnies with it' when we went out on the piss a few years later. 'it' being not a tree, but another kind of trunk. (We were easily pleased back then.)