Howmanheyman

I've no idea what she looks like?

If you weren't feeling well and she could be arsed to look after you then her voice sounds lovely and sympathetic..... Mary Anne: 'Can I get you anything, HMHM? A cup of tea? A glass of water? You've still got a fever, can I rub anything for you?'' Me: 'Yes you can rub something if you don't mind, Mary Anne?' Mary Anne: 'Shall I put some music on while I do it?' Me: 'Errrr.....nah, you're alright, honestly, I was only just listening to some music the other day, I'm fine thanks.'

A couple of lacklustre performances and the demand goes down? Better call the old time fans, eh?

That job I was offered, I just don't think I can take it, 25 hours but somehow spread over four or five days, earliest start 06.45, latest finish 20.00 and the clincher..... Must do one day every weekend and for minimum wage. I just can't do it even if it is handy. There's been a few back and forth calls where I wanted clarification on a few details and this is basically it. I wish I could just retire or get FT hours minimum wage for being my wife's carer, (which I am). If the missus doesn't get a limited capability benefit we've only just found out about I couldn't take it anyway and I trust the DWP as much as I can spit after six months of extreme worry when they tried it on by removing some of her PIP a few years ago, (which she ended up getting more of at an independent tribunal such was the DWP pisstake). No replies necessary btw, you must all be sick of hearing about it, (I'm sick of writing it), and no CT, I'm not going to drive a taxi.

I think her voice sounds lovely, she seems dead canny but whenever I've put her show on her taste in music is rotten.

Bruno and Joelinton have been going two's up on Gordon's lass, the rest of the team have found out and are now in two different camps about it. Miggy is the odd one out as he just looks blankly and repeatedly says 'Que?' when someone tries to explain the situation to him.

New HT entertainment apparently. 👆 (Don't tell the MLFs though).

Stressing is our new/old lesson

Just been on talk sport about this, Jordan and the Scottish gobshite are saying they should get Bruce back and let him spend the money and see how he gets on?

If you were ever a fan of Bagpuss as a kid, look away now......

Nice anecdote.

Jimenez was sent in to be a spoiler when it looked like fatty might actually have to buy Modric.

Last time I heard the words 'dinner party' as much as seen in this thread I was watching an episode of Terry and June, it was 1984 and his boss was coming around to the house. (I've missed out on so much throughout my life).

ExtendedYP

Are booking.com trying to tell him something? #MakesYouThink

I've just had the great luck to see a clip of him talking about Sunderland and saying the only reason he left was because of England and he was building a good foundation there. Now either he's being a teeny weeny bit disingenuous, (hard to believe, I know), or he's saying his good pal David Moyes went in after him and totally fucked his good work up. Which one is it Samuel? He couldn't fuck off quickly enough as he knew he was basically handing over to his mate a complete shit sandwich with extra diarrhea sauce. They were getting relegated all day and every day that year, no money, shit team, no significant loans from decent sides they were absolutely fucked which is why they ended up dropping down two divisions in successive seasons. Great foundations though, Sam.

(But not from Greggs).

Corned beef pie. Chilli.

Sausage rolls.