Howmanheyman

Optimistic? http://www.jibjab.com/view/metqMBwrQlu9dQZ-wi_9vg

Didn't have app, used Chronicle instead.

Nice bit of Wonga blue, though.

The fucking back, man. I defy any mong to buy this other than bairns.

Can see poor old Ryan Taylor being let go as he's out of contract, however, equally, can see poor old Ryan Taylor staying on in a take it or leave it, reduced new contract if we go down similar to Peter LovelyHands when we went down last time. Williamson will be our centre half next year too if we go down.

TRUST YOU TO NOTICE BUT NOT ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!!

I'd pay that gladly if they could guarantee the driver wouldn't talk shite. (Not really, fucking hate getting taxis).

Fuck off, Mackem.

Could've been worse, could've been 'DRIVE GOLF'.

Good lad, fancy popping back up North for a day or two, might need your skills at my workplace.

Scenes outside Fish's London street if we stay up.......

Phil Thompson was crying on sports saturday as they showed the opening scenes of the game yesterday tea time. Stelling was talking through the scenes, the camera was then on Stelling before going out to include the four stooges, Le Tissier, Merson, Nicholas and Thompson quickly wiping away his tears before anyone saw him.

We need to suffer and eat some (more) shit before it gets any better. We stay in the Gravy train league and fatty prices out any buyers imho, FFP limits spending power to a degree of any new owner who would buy us anyway so why would they pay astronomical fees for us? Different circumstances would lead to the Fat cunt having to re-evaluate an asking price, that could be financial meltdown for him outside of NUFC or us floundering in the lower leagues for a while. I just cannot see him selling with the club in the PL as I've said, he'll price us out of a buyer there.

Went to pick up the kids from the in laws and there was police all over the place near the Coast Road. Thought the shop must have been robbed or someone assaulted/murdered or something. Turns out there was escaped bulls on the loose. No, honest.

Some big confidence in Pardew. Was a couple of Cisse last minute goals away from being in the same situation a couple of years ago.

Edwards used to be in love with Kieron Dyer in his early days on the United beat. Blatantly wanted to be bezzie mates iirc.

I'm just not so sure it would've been much better. And the bloke left for better t&c's. He absolutely was not forced out nor are the fans to blame for carver getting the job. Scoobos came across 'I told you so' with all the grace of Anne Widdecombe attempting ballet.

Eloquently put. I must try that one day.

Something similar happened with a viz type magazine where it had a picture of Rolf Harris with the caption, 'Everyone's favourite' underneath it. We were out of our minds laughing at it off our boxes on acid. (Obviously this was before we all knew he was a colossal perv). Was around 1990-91-ish.

I got more enjoyment out of watching Nobby than Gerrard or Lampard.

Was in hysterics laughing at a picture of a very young Steve Watson on the cover of a NUFC programme with some pals when on acid, Seemed like my ribs were going to burst through my chest. He had curly ginger hair and it obviously tickled us. We eventually had to rip it up as it looked like he was laughing at us.

That's a 'Yes' then.

Much wanking?

Watched 'Dirty rotten scoundrels' last night. Haven't seen it for years. Still found it funny.