Howmanheyman

It would put Colo to better use tbf.

This. Above all, must play the game, not get drawn into the shite like Bruce, Coach Carvs and the King used to. Someone needs to to be talking to Aleksander this week about Mackem wind ups that they'll be trying on and how much better it feels winning a derby at the end when you've just got on with the game, than losing it at the end when you've went in running about like headless chickens from the start.

Only pulling your plonker. Come in pretty handy this place it has to be said when it's come to advice over the years. (Your Toontastic twinned city poster is still CT for the next few weeks, though).

You're on a roll wyki, sure you haven't accidentally swapped this site in your favourites to 'ask Jeeves'?

Aye, both well past their peak by that time. (Still better than Johnathan Stead and Dean Whitehead despite the toll of their injuries).

More please!

They're going to have one hell of a job superimposing that fucking cabbage heed on Che Guevara as they usually do with their new managers, to be fair.

You'll love it, just remember to say 'vee' instead of 'we' and 'vhere' rather than 'where'.

Sissoko deserves praise for the assists, but Gini just has the knack of making the right run at the right time and inviting a player to cross to him. I thought he was quiet early on but still managed to ghost in to the danger areas. Perez and Mitro need to stay injury free!

"FTMentry my dear Watson, FTMentry."

"Get busy living or get busy dying. FTM."

FYP.

"For justice, we must go to Don Corleone. FTM"

"I coulda been a contender. FTM."

"Alas, poor Yorick! FTM!"

"Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

Look at PL's sig. Blatant mackem, tbh.

"I'm seeing.....I'm sensing.......it's a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, some kind of trick........a hat-trick.....Jean Genie playing in the background?"