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Makom! Smoggy Jeff wants a word........

Aye, that's all very well.........but you really are a boring cunt, mackem or not.

Fucking loved himself this buffoon. Wasn't he the ref trying to be mates with Roy Keane during a game?

Plus, Bernie Slaven. And Alastair Brownlee, man.

They basically made a racket all through a minutes silence for Joe Harvey a few years ago at Ayresome Park. Plus they were always a snidey club with snidey fans who you always had to watch out for.

It's amazing that we don't try to improve, we hamstring ourselves, gift six points to them, yet Sunderland, who do try, still finish beneath us. Poor them.

They've never looked much from the limited amount I've seen them this year. No loss them not coming up, horrible club.

Rattled big time. PR overdrive.

Watched Cloud Atlas last night. Kept waiting for something to happen in it. Didn't start watching it till late on, finally got to bed at half two in the morning when it eventually finished. Fair to say I've seen better films.

Just heard Keegan on radio 5. He'd be the first name on my list to bring to the club in any capacity if I was rich enough to buy our club back. The presenter obviously asked him first about the most topical and important thing happening today which of course is Stevie Gerrard's last game for Liverpool and the impact Gerrard's had on Liverpool but when they changed tack and asked him about the Toon that's when he comes into his own. Tried to play down Ashley at first but he couldn't help himself, spoke up the club big time (obviously a club minus Ashley), talked about his Dad and Grandad handing down tales of Newcastle United, rattled off Hughie Gallacher stats, goals per game, his height etc. Was spine tingling just hearing him and how an owner should treat the club.

Post away Mako! (We'll all read it when we get five minutes).

......And Lee Ryder's mother's dog as well, don't forget.

33??!! Old before your time, Ant. Happy birthday!

All the best, mate!

Good ol' Carvs! Good ol' players! And let's not forget our good ol' intrepid, friendly neighbourhood reporter, keeping his loyal punters in the NUFC loop.

I'm with the Panama kid on this one, like. No idea.

I drove past this on Sunday and assumed there'd been a robbery or someone had been murdered such was the amount of Police cars around plus the Police helicopter was hovering about. Wasn't till I got home that I discovered what had happened. Where this incident was, the cows would have had to be related to Red Rum with a suicidal streak to leap over the iron railings onto the dual carriageway below so am thinking, not for the first time, Northumbria's finest, the thin blue line, may have over-reacted a teensy weeny, tiny bit on this occasion. As MF says, it's just a bit of a piss take I believe.

Team Positive v Team Optimistic http://www.jibjab.com/view/pndO4YF7RnSmFPEMjpZUww

(Don't know why I'm laughing, I'm not on twitter and haven't seen his pic).

Anti-aircraft gun, Kim Jong un style, thanks.