Howmanheyman
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Haven't done a night shift for about 18 months so that's been a big bonus but unfortunately it's in the post for next year through no reason other than wankers interfering with shift patterns that nobody wants. There's no extra days/tonnage required so it's change for the sake of it driven by cunts who don't have to work it. Never done a permanent day shift for about twenty years.
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Anyway, McClaren may get more out of better players and will be a little more palatable than Cardew were but it really will depend on our recruitment as we are painfully short on having a quality first team squad.
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Pipe down Ryder. Imagine they go all leftfield on our asses and unveil someone like Keegan similar to when Hall asked for the new manager to come through the door and not one of the media present had a clue it was going to be KK walking out. (How's that sentence structure, by the way? Ryder eat your heart out).
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Your friday will still be better than the one I've got coming in a couple of hours.
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Your Ubble age is 31 years (27 to 34 years) It's as well they don't ask about drink or job/shifts as I'm pretty sure that would be a bit higher. (I'm 41). There was a medical study done at an old workplace and nationally the life expectancy levels were generally lower for shiftworkers. About a decade later I'm still on shifts although presently it's a slightly better shift but this will change again no doubt.
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Only if he folded his arms looking side on with a 'serious journalist' expression on his face.
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Stick in, Stevie. Hope things sort itself out with your mam, Meenzer.
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Is he a Fish/CT combo by the way?
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Steve McClaren sacked as Newcastle United 'Head Coach' (Manager)
Howmanheyman replied to Tooj's topic in Newcastle Forum
McClaren 'getting a war chest' to spend according to the North East's premier sports writer, Lee Ryder. -
"So when Vieira said he'd need to build the team up I told him, 'Patrick, you're not giving me much room to manoeuvre here.' So then I wrapped it up and texted McClaren after the Frog had fucked off to offer him the job again. I've also got John's number, I said I'd text him on his holiday and he could have the job if Steve gets cold feet. He's happy enough with that."
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"It was either Portland Timbers B team or Real Madrid at the Bernabeu but I knew you'd fancy the US market more. Plus Madrid expected US to pay THEM!"
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Meenzer'dMP
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"Better?" "Better!"
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From nufc.com Phew! Some deal Charnley's pulled off there, mind. I can feel the brand growing internationally even as I write this, man.
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OMG! THE ABSOLUTE PETULANCE OF IT! A CONFLAGRATION OF PESSIMISM IF YOU WILL.
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Howmanheyman replied to a topic in General Chat
No he can't. No he can't. -
Well done with one and two! (Wouldn't worry so much about four what with your gingerness and that.)
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MF'dYP
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MF'dMP
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Happy birthday, Toonpack! (Toontastic tradition to put spoiler pics of birthday peeps interests and all that!)
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Jonas Gutierrez and Ryan Taylor released
Howmanheyman replied to Haydnator's topic in Newcastle Forum
I though BANANACOCK might have had heirs and graces because he owned a small business. -
Love the cool sunglasses smiley because someone predicted we wouldn't get relegated. If you're in mid table at the half way point and go on a bad run, is it a good prediction to say you won't get relegated when you end up 90 minutes away from relegation from such a safe position?
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Jonas Gutierrez and Ryan Taylor released
Howmanheyman replied to Haydnator's topic in Newcastle Forum
If I was a soldier I'd say an injury or illness could be a medical risk associated with the job. If I was a footballer I'd say injury was almost a guaranteed aspect of the job at some point and would expect support. At the very least I'd expect the courtesy of a face to face chat explaining the reasons and to be wished well in the future. Are you a cunt in general or just in a working environment? Why the after the word owner, by the way? -
Aye, what do our hard working, tax paying readers want? Obviously not a house, silly! They'll already have one! Let's give them one to rent out! This'll really engage with our readership! (High fives and drinks with lunch proposed).