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Ewerk knew the game was on. Probably Ant did as well.

Will Niall Quinn drive to the game smashed out of his skull, eh? Eh?!

Ewerk, the shamrock essembee.

Ewerk more bothered about England than the English on here it seems.

+1

Before I drove tanks, I used to fly this giant triangular beast. Had the odd argument with young squadron leaders and many a time had to climb out of the cockpit to have it out with the uppity young squadron leader.

How in Christ's name did you guess that from my scant clues? Congrats Sir. Yes I did indeed climb out of my tank and show the young Rupert the error of his ways.

I was fucking mortal and have had a bad head all day after drinking like a fish last night after my stressful day at work and suspension.

Ebay. They're a DIY job to be honest. Bought shorts and badge separately. £8 plus £4 for a professional to sew it on properly. Looks the same as the real McCoy. I'll sell it on eBay as they're a bit big. If it does well I might buy a few more.

Got a pair of shorts. Brand new, black Newcastle United umbro 1982. £12.

Canny. Have you ever looked at copafootball.com? Some obscure football shirts from the past on there. Yugoslavia Bastia Fort Lauderdale Strikers.

As has been said already, can't wait for the Geordie accent attempt.

The sun always shine when it pour. (Best I can do).

That is a cracking tribute post!

The first ones are usually fine. Till the next one comes along.

Didn't know you were a London Jamaican, Tom?

Well according to Fish, when we might be in for a good manager or prospect it's shit, but when another club is it's gospel so wouldn't believe everything, mate. ......Wait a minute, they've actually appointed him? Watford?

wouldn't even attempt it.

I'm hoping they follow suit from incidents in the past and drag their heels through incompetence so I get a few weeks off to get a fewjobs done round the house plus a few days R&R fully paid. Had shouting match with a boy trying to do a mans job. It's company policy for new young managers to disbelieve, question, harass and come out with utter shit to experienced employees patiently trying to explain the realities of the job whilst in a particularly physically demanding job at the time. I snapped, climbed out and told the cunt a few home truths.

"Turn the lights down, Cath.......Grab a glass.......Let's get some music going on........Let's work on that mood.......Yeah."

Suspended on full pay from work till monday at the earliest. Fucking pathetic. Looks like I won the shittiest friday after all.

MF wins the shit day competition. (Anyway, who's next for a nosh once I've read read my ghonerea results? )