Howmanheyman
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Hard to argue with that description.
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Save it for the pissed up thread tbh.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Sorry Zanetti, I'm with the Aussie on this one, what a weird reaction from the cockney twat, wonder what Stone made of his manager making the pair of them look two divees? -
Just watched their highlights now. :lol: That's up there with some of the worst defending I've ever seen.
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Apparently it'll be the first time we've not won in the first eight games of a season since 1898 if we fail to get three, sorry, free points today.
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Or one of CT's dishes.
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Err, guessing Salma whatsa name, Winona Rider or Cath?
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WTF?
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22:40 - 'Match of the Day' featuring my arse and Owen's face. 23.55 - 'Blankety Blank' featuring Owen's relegation run-in goal record.
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Michael Owen stars in the new blockbuster based on the US seventies smash hit tv show: 'Little Shithouse is a Fairy'
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PR bollocks and not even good PR.
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"Ve vant names!! Any names!! Who played Vito Corleone in the first 'Godfather' film? Who played McMurphy in 'One flew over ze Cuckoo's nest'? ANSWER YOU SCHWEINHUND!!" "I don't know the names of any actors! How many times? Why wont you believe me?!"" "Ve have a Volksvagon truck outside ready outside, ve have a coaching job lined up for you at Newcastle United IF YOU DONT GIVE US SOME NAMES OF ACTORS!!" "Fuck.......Robert Di Nero.......I think he's one........Look, just don't send me there........I played for Liverpool and England, I'm a legend at 'United' as well. Please.....Anywhere but Newcastle."
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Watches clips of himself from his playing days for Liverpool and England, admires his sitting technique on Real Madrid's bench, fast forwards his NUFC spell and pretends he played a significant part in Man U's success.
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Richard Scudamore's 39th match
Howmanheyman replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
Anyone winning it who hasn't done so for years or getting to the charity shield by being a runner-up would embrace a day out. Imagine taking that away from them? (Especially if they didn't get tickets to the final itself due to FA giving half the tickets to 'friends' of theirs). -
Richard Scudamore's 39th match
Howmanheyman replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
Miss out on a trip to Wembley with more supporters able to get a ticket just so the rich clubs can get a bit richer and some foreigners get to experience something we very rarely do? Fuck that. -
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Glad you're getting on with it, Stevie and you're keeping your spirits high. This is Stevie coping just fine without the bevy though. http://www.jibjab.com/view/TWWNYdHdQgyW1ZN6UrIl5g?mt=1
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Thought old huffy flouncy pants needed a prod to come back, mind.
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CT dancing in hats including a Panama. http://www.jibjab.com/view/afyeULTHTqeWE-_mhhXOHQ?mt=1 .....Then into his back garden for a house party with bong and dancing. http://www.jibjab.com/view/1RLP_jOnT1e-sv02EO7znA?mt=1
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Happy halloween from all at NUFC. http://www.jibjab.com/view/Ida3GLnAS3u9DSiXYJOCHg?mt=1
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
The wind blows and his tongue just flaps around. -
He apparently has the rights to the stadium name and the club crest. That'll be money going to him now and not a club desperate for some revenue. There'll still be people in the media who will say in a few years that he's done a great job financially for the club. Apparently the rights to the badge was just a condition of him giving the club a loan. He hasn't actually paid them for it. The stadium name cost him a quid which is a quid more than we got.
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Thought this was an interesting take on it. http://www.onfieldsofgreen.com/the-strongest-hand/
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Sky sports have been on the phone. They want to know where you got a hold of their ten year pundit blue print from?