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Terrible decision making.

Wasn't an easy chance but you've got to hit the target.

This fucking ref is getting on my tits. Same as normal.

You need to play well, have some luck and you still don't beat these.

Waxing lyrical about our support going down well at a certain website I'd imagine?

Murphy's quality showing him up a bit there. Needs to be cooler.

McCoist waxing lyrical about how Gordon must feel about something the crowd have done but TNT not showing what he's talking about because we're not the kop.

Why are they talking about Arsenal?

Wouldn't want one now. (Sniff).

USA! USA! Just getting ready to clock in to my 12 hour blob shift half an hour before my regular shift has finished. Vacation? Lol. As long as I get the fourth of July and Thanksgiving off that's more than enough for me. Hey, what y'all doing up there?

Hope your dad recovers, mate. Give ower the pair of you, man!

I give him stick for his patter but that's just carrying on really. Hope he recovers.

No they can't whinge about shithousing, not after praising arsenal last week for doing it.

It's local media, they do it or used to. (Unlike the MLFs I don't watch it these decades).

In the style of Rooney's missus.......it's.......

"Go directly to jail, do not piss go."

We have a bowl that luckily just about fits on a toilet, I covered it with toilet roll put the seat down which helped keep it in place and did the business. The hardest part is the smell when trying to get your samples in the tube which is surprisingly awkward especially when you're obviously in a hurry. Shit smells so much worse when it isn't half submerged in water.

That was hopefully a one off with a really nasty food poisoning bug.

It's nearly over, don't know if they replays, straight to pens etc?

Serie B Sampdoria just equalised in front of their fans and I didn't realise at first it was the ex-mackem Borini. RTG: "Gerrin!! Tak that Mags!"

There's no number, there's a section with different countries, go on the Italian one and look for Italia 1. Could also be mediaset?

Watching the Genoa v Sampdoria match, the Derby della Lanterna on channel Italia 1 if @PaddockLadis interested? (Like Robert de Nro it's talking Italian).

Worst Annie Lennox tribute act I've ever seen.

Hey man, Eales, I'm a long time US magpies fan from 2012 and I'm super excited to watch my heroes, my first hero was Steven Taylor because his smile and teeth were like the American dream, can I have a ticket, please? I've joined the magpie members + group and I have a supercharged income, Do you take American express?

Nothing wrong with my interview techniques, and there's a lot to be said for Spud's candour.