Howmanheyman

"I'm shewa wey'll have a big keyew too when the industrial yewnut in Spennymewa gets the Sunderland badges posted out to print on the new shirts."

I thought it was Tino at first! Why wasn't it Tino? Trick missed.

🎵 Oohhhh! Adidas's advert is fucking magic It really is all that They could've used the NUFC YouTube 'stars' But they said, 'No, fuck that!' We want to be professional In the famous black and white And when we sort this PSR shite We'll sing this song all night.... 🎶

Back at Adidas Sales HQ...... "Yeah, that advert looks pretty good. Can we post this up on RTG for a neutral POV on the new shirt campaign, please? Someone? Cover all bases and that."

I shouldn't have took it, every weekend should've been a deal breaker straight away so HR's fairytale on the holiday entitlement gave me an excuse to say what I should've in the first place. Twelve hour shift taking nearly an hour to get home? Every weekend? Seriously, though, zero tolerance now. I want everything in writing and tbqfhwy, I won't accept anything that involves night shift or weekends, I'm done pretending. Been there done it, had enough.

First day after induction and finding out the real T&C's which involve five days less holidays than advised over the phone....

Feel like I'm having a lucid flashback of coming home pissed from the bar at my folks house and putting the hitman and her on.

Surely the PL need to put a ban on these shady sponsors with dubious human rights abuses? They should temporarily ban them until the next PL meeting to ascertain the matter... (Can't imagine the BBC or others missing out an opportunity to link the bank to the club they sponsor had it have been another club somewhere else?)

I'll just turn up. My last 'proper' job three of us turned up on the start date at the gate house for our induction/start and when the security rang through they said we weren't expected! We did all have letters with the date and time but was glad there was three of us just to confirm I wasn't going doolally. They took us in eventually as it was their fuck up and we were still there till it shut nearly twelve years later. I'm sure it's something similar and if it isn't then so fuck, it's an early start and involves working every Sunday so ....

No, it's not an agency job.

So, had a job offer, accepted it, told day and time for an induction and was also told all the details, (contract I'm assuming) would be sent out. It's tomorrow I allegedly start but I've had nothing from them. I'm still going to turn up obviously but I'm also due to sign on today and I'm not too sure whether to say anything in case there's any unpleasant surprises tomorrow, especially after the last short-lived job turned out to be a bit economical with the truth. I'm like a fucking coiled spring waiting for an ambush!

I always just thought it would be some lucky bastards in another area who would have milfs gagging for it, I couldn't believe it when I found out they were on my doorstep! Get in!

Mags getting chinned as usual, this time from West Ham fans pissed off at us for something or other?

MLF: "So ah waz in the eyst stand and ah had ma sundalin flag ower the advertising hoarding. Ah was just waiting for some mag to say something when ah noticed one walk past and have a sly look down. Ah sez to him, 'Got a problem, mag?' and then ey just went silent, gave a silly smile then put iz head down and fucked off. FTM."

Just keep it at wembley, cheers.

It's going off at HT.

How can these freaks look at themselves in the mirror on a morning the desperate, desperate attention seeking gimps?

@thebrokendoll in full effect on the Gallowgate.

The amount of raging hard ons down wearside way in fevered anticipation of getting wound up by something someone might've said tonight was always going to happen. Presenter: "And welcome to our England game here on channel 4 at St. James' Par....." MLF: "Ah fucking knew it!! Right up theya mag arses alreddy!!!!"

Out of interest, I wonder what the make up of the crowd will be at SJP tonight regarding fan take up/where they're from? It'll obviously be billed as a 'Newcastle' England game but I wonder who got the tickets and how easy it was? I wouldn't be amazed if I found out at least half the crowd are from outside the NE.

Can gemmill or fish do a graph of the sex trending downwards when the novelty wears off and the bills go up. Add in a baby or two.....?