Howmanheyman

My problems not in the same league as yours, Esteban. Was worrying but, fuck it. Really pleased things could be on the up medically for you, wor kid.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-nearly-team-19956-9466350?

Aye, hope he doesn't ask who's cock it is.

Lee Ryder reading this thinking, 'Ha ha Ha, they've fucking crucified that daft cunt, Wraith, like.'

FYP

As you're all dying to know....... Was given a letter which stated I was going to be charged with gross misconduct which was a sackable offence. Anyway, went in last week, gave my side with plenty of anecdotes, plenty of evidence, dates, times, meetings etc then went in today to see the Area Manager, (prick-boy-manager's boss) and an HR lass who is new. Instead of the sack I got a minor warning and thanked for holding my hands up to losing my rag and putting up with junior dick boy. Reading between the lines and in the area manager's own not too discrete clues.........I've fucking hammered the nails in this cunts coffin. He'll be gone by the time the Christmas decorations come down unless he jumps first. Plus he's going to have to tread pretty fucking softly in the meantime. Looking forward to him announcing he's moving on to a 'new opportunity' before he's shoved. Moral of the story; Don't take shit in the workplace, know your rights, keep a record, don't be a cunt and get on with people, but most of all..........make sure you get up very fucking early in the morning if you want to catch me out, ya fuckas!!!

Great to hear mate!

:lol: I couldn't put my finger on who he looked like. Nailed it with 'Ming'. You watched it the whole way through? Kudos, Howay, I just listened for a minute.

Thought this was going to be a thread about Mako.

Alas not posh enough. On the bright side, I did the Oxford University test and passed. Congratulations, Oxford awaits 5 Right!

Ok CT, we'll leave the under analysing to you.

Just paste it onto notepad, copy it again, then post here. Takes two seconds. (Not just the geeks who know the tech stuff. Sniff.)

It's in black, Fish. It's in black and we can't read it. this just isn't good enough, Fish.

Whose fucking chest? Wor fucking chest.

"Hello there Lee it's Tony 'ere speak to me, already got bids in from Liverpool and that so what's the bidding?" "erm... Liverpool eh? hmm well that's tricky, not sure we can compete with their financial clout... erm... how about nine million quid? I think in the current financial climate of uncertainty that that is a good price for a player trade?" "Come off it Lee, Liverpool have already hoyed a 12m offer our way, you've got to do better than that!" "I'm not sure that the Liverpool offer is a very prudent offer what with the financial fair play system in place, think they might regret that bid when hey run out of hankies to wipe their noses." "Fuck off penfold, is Steve about? or even Mike?" "erm... they put me in charge... how about seven million quid. Plus another two on top when he joins a CL club for £25M after a year with us?" "How the fuck are you lot in the Premier League?" *click* "erm... well... erm what about five million?... erm... Tony? you there?.... ahh erm... I think he put the phone down... oh look at the time.... 9.05am eh late day" AHP

Mortal.

Essembee said to Joe Harvey Have you heard of the team, SAFC? No, said Joe, I don't think so But I've heard of the Niall Quinn.... Fellow.

Was is das/Dost? We had Remy tied up and couldn't even stop QPR from taking him off us.

You arguing with Clive Tyldsley, like?

I don't thik I'm drunk. Thats the difference.

"Go get my coat, get my coat."

Alreet Tommy Two Times.

Tyne Bridge, demolished to make way for the current Swing bridge, built in 1873, opened in 1876. An older Tyne Bridge, destroyed by floods in 1771. After the flood. Artists impression of the bridge the Romans built, 'Pons Aelius', the first built on the Tyne around 122 AD near the present Swing Bridge and Tyne Bridge.