Howmanheyman

Might want to support one of the Manchester or Liverpool clubs if that's the case.

Vive la difference!

It's just a t shirt but does this mean anything to anyone on here? The memories of this middle-aged twat are priceless.

CT is like Worzel Gummidge. He's taken his political wum head off and changed it for his grammar wum head instead.

"If you wanna be with us Gini there's a price to pay You're the genie in a Toon top Rubbing mackems the right way If you wanna be with us We can make your wish come true You can join the North East top dogs You're ganna like what we do (He's a Gini in a toon top baby Gotta play the right way honey He's a Gini in a toon top baby Come come, come on and let him out)."

Dirty bastard.

Agree with that write up completely, even though I'm not 'officially' a young person despite my youthful appearance, I have great difficulty understanding why some under 25 should be excluded from a living wage. How the fuck does that work out? Is that not age discrimination? I'll be looking to lose about a hundred quid a month next april as the Wife can't work and the Tories don't want excuses like being disabled from stopping both couples working. I'm fucking tempted to claim we've separated and see if that helps our income.

This fucking country, man.

As for banana cock.......

Five derby wins off the belt and they still can't scratch that inferiority itch away can they?

Well put Howay. "Macron wearing tramps"

Happy birthday Simian mitts!

Bumped into an old flame today which was kinda strange. It was a passionate relationship at the time but it was me who ended it. I was hunting for a pen one day and looked in her drawer only to find a French maid outfit, a nurses uniform, a policewoman uniform and a revealing air hostess outfit. I think it was then that I realised that if she couldn't hold down a job then she was no good for me.

Interesting times.

CT pushing it as usual. Speaking of pushing it..........http://www.jibjab.com/view/VJiD4BcsSMq8TjN3euUvGg

This place, by the way. You've people who think tax credits are a 'nice little something for nothing' and others who put grapes in the freezer to put in their chilled wine.

Aye, I calculated it last week. It was a few quid to be fair.

"Well done, son. Here's a years supply of tax credit cuts as a nice little something for you."

'A nice little something' :lol: It's money to help people pay the bills and live, not a box of chocolates and a bottle of wine for looking after Mrs Ramshaw's pet dog for a couple of days.

Well played, MF.

It could well be shit. I fucking well hope so for my family's sake.

The likes of Mike Ashley will sort us out. Looks after his lads does wor Mike.

Getting it from your fucking calculator link, mate! obviously not good for the 'likes of me' Parky, old fruit. I work full time. Wife fucked. Bring the revolution on, mate.

Someone earning £50,000 will be £141 a year better off while I'll be £1,267 a year worse off on less than half of that? I'm starting to think George and Co don't care much for my sort, CT?