Howmanheyman

Fair play to the Tories and friends in the press, they've absolutely convinced the Labour Party and Tory voters that there cannot be a party who stands up for the poor and working classes. As that tweet posted earlier says, if they don't stand for the people then what the fuck do they stand for?

Was hitch hiking along the M180 when I got real lucky and got a lift from a BMW transporter and instead of a hairy tattooed bloke, the driver was a female! Things were going ok until she spotted a fucking minuscule spider crawling along the dashboard which must have been about 1mm big. She screamed and made an absolute twat of herself, swerving to one side of the road just as a car behind us tried to overtake us with another screaming female driving that as well! I'll just pay for a train ticket next time.

What a parcel of shite that is.

Ok.

Some of those are superb and a bit eerie as well.

Aye, it's almost like Charnley is out of his depth. Maybe we should call him '20,000 fathoms below the sea' rather than 'Penfold'?

I liked Wet Wet Wet's 'Popped in, Souled out' album back in about 1987. Shame they fucked about with shit like love is all around and goodnight girl to target a more CT-ish audience and faded away. Anyone who can't appreciate this tune is a wanker........

Part of the Welfare bill written by a Tory in power. Point 28, Households that get one or more benefits will be affected by the change if they are in receipt of a benefit that is being changed. (You don't say!) Point 29, Single Mothers will get it in the neck unless there is 'behavioural change' According to point 30, Disabled people will be less likely to be affected as they probably wont have kids, (Apart from the likes of wor lass who flagrantly had our children defying conservative ideology, the irresponsible scrounging harlot!) Point 31 holds no pretense, Nig Nogs have loads of kids and will be affected but that's ok because nobody gives a fuck about them.

If this is the way they're going, being scared of The Daily Hate and co and not standing up for their beliefs, then the sooner the border moves south past the Tyne the better.

Think I'll ask my MP what the fuck he's playing at.

"MILF sitting next to me now, I'll just finish posting this on Toontastic then I'll down the pint my Dad is getting me at the bar then I'll turn on the famous Mako charm........Wait!.........Where you going?........I didn't mean to call you a milf! Didn't know you were reading this! Mam and Dad don't mind if I make friends on holiday, honest!!"

The clothing CT wore and the way CT danced at the SCS Christmas party circa 1987.

So's Mrs Mitrovic.

"Wake me up! Before you-a go-go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo" (CT 'living' Wham).

great goal.

Aye, CT, I'm sure you lived the 'agadoo' moment to it's fullest.

Michael Owen, John Robertson and Damien Duff.

My younger sister liked these fucking nuggets and used to play their cassette quite loudly until luckily, one day, the cassette went 'missing'.

http://www.freegalaga.com/

Alex Rocco, (Moe Greene), Checks out at 79. RIP

Alan Shearer ‏@alanshearer 3h3 hours ago Alan Shearer retweeted Craig Tweedy You're right. Your mate is daft.

Flipping well loved these and Claire Grogan as a bairn.

We've got young Mbemba! You've just got to remember! He's not forty! Hes just had a hard paper round.