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We were dominant because we had players better than their second div counterparts. Because they were better. A good player should stand out in that league imho. Enrique and Jonas just laughed at the players going down the left side of the pitch.

Tricky one this essembee, it's the question that just won't go away isn't it? Next thing you'll be asking if the mackems know Bob Murray got glassed in a Tyneside restaurant by one of his own fans or whether Niall Quinn is drink driving again?

Prefer the black one to the white which is too bright for me, personally.

Taylor and Colo looked like Barasi and Beckenbauer when playing in the 2nd division as they were obviously too good for that division at the time. It worries me this kid hasn't been getting rave reviews in the last year in an easier league and when you factor in his brief performances so far then it doesn't look good does it?

Black background. I thought that was the background that was normally on?

You missed out Lascelles. (Who looks like Williamson MKII from what I've seen so far).

Nee bother, wor kid.

Tidied that up a bit, Alex.

Who did you buy for? Wasn't Malcolm across the desk who Stevie was going on about, was it?

Parrishes was the Fenwicks of the East End, The Harrods of Gods chosen people. Even when it cahanged to Michael Parrishes it was still good. I got my first NUFC top in there, well, when I say first NUFC top, it was a B&W football shirt and you bought the badge separately in the same shop.

Stick in, Stevie, just keep chillin' with yo OOT homies, word to your Mother! http://www.jibjab.com/view/7yi_sPntR6m17o5ABZy1dQ

"Hmmmmnnn.........Four letters..........main part of their screen names indeed!.........Lots to say but who in point of fact, do not actually say anything at all?.........Watson! Inform the OB I'll be taking up this intriguing case forthwith."

Reminds me of Besiktas.

I told the missus to change her name the other day to Emma Roid as she was being a fucking pain in the arse.

If you want a shirt and don't want to give Ashley your money then I'm sure you'll find better in TOFFS range or maybe discover an old shirt on ebay. I'm sympathetic to their cause but why the obsession with an adidas shirt? If there was no way adidas could provide a shirt without a daft patch then why not go elsewhere to someone who could? Adidas haven't made a good NUFC shirt for years, anyway.

Those two in their prime would still tear up the pl defences of today, man.

"Sure, some will say, 'I prefer this player to Cisse' or that player that might have looked good on football manager, but unless the hipsters can convince me that the so-called FM superstar is at least 1-2 the player they think he is then my preference is the senagel, senejal, err, the number 9 hotshot from near the Congo."

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Exclusive coverage of JC giving a half time team talk here......

Finally agreed to watch the notebook, last night

"Look. I really don't mean to complain, but......I mean, yeah, I'm used to bigger glasses than this ok? The hotel cost enough so it really isn't on..........What?.........complimentary wine as an apology?........That's decent of you, err, do you have frozen grapes as an accompaniment?"

Really? Surely he must have encountered the practice when he was trudging through the eighties in the bars and clubs on a matchday?