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Didn't realise you need a different, smaller sim for the iphone. Cheers apple, the bairn will love her main present in a few days when the new sim is sent out by EE.

Expecting it, yes. Not being bothered? No fucking way. Pardew has a lot to answer for.

Merry Christmas, everyone of us!

Red Baron False number NEIN!!!! Field Marshal Haig Right back (about ten miles behind the front line) US armed Forces Late substitute Russian Forces Internal fighting

Hmmmmn..........

Meanwhile in Somerset........

These journalists, man. Why won't ask him something like, 'Alan, four derbies in a row, three at home, against a side who's struggling and you've lost everyone. Badly. The fuck, sorry, how the fuck did you manage that, you 2nd rate fucking Gobshite?'

I'd change the Fish saying 'the fucks he done?' and replace it with What the fucks he done?' Straight outta Blyth Crazy mutha fucka Named Fish The fucks he talkin' Bronx pish?

An absolute clown this bloke is, a complete, unadulterated charlatan. Even more reason to pray our parasite owner fucks off as he is virtually unsackable under an owner who simply doesn't give a fuck about anything other than his bottom line, certainly doesn't give a fuck about the team.

Truly awful accident. My only question would be what was a bin lorry doing in a busy city centre in the afternoon? Not saying anyone could legislate for what happened at all, but it does seem a strange time. Most bin lorries I've seen in the town are usually early in the morning while the place is virtually empty. Anyway, my condolences to anyone involved. RIP.

No upside, Ant. None. They'll never sack him.

Please, please, please get rid of Pardew. Please. Should've been more. Please please please get rid of this chancer.

And here's the match on sky.....talking about arsenal and Liverpool. And it looks like Quinn is on the commentary, today. Fucking sky wankers.

Please someone tell me I'm not going to have to listen to Niall fucking Quinn again for this game.

I would never have imagined that. We all know he'll be loving this thread as Rayvin suggests, wont you CT?

Errr, em, err......

Had a few enjoyable pints with PaddockLad yesterday whom I had't seen since the last derby at the Stade de Shite. He must have lost at least a stone if not more, almost svelte looking. Almost.

I'm a boycoutter too, doesn't ease the derby day tensions unfortunately.

I'm fucking dreading this game to be honest.

(Land of hope of glory) We've got Michael Owen, (Yes I'm cringing) They've got Johnathon Stead, We've got Alan Shearer They've got Deeeeean Whitehead!

Our greatest away day? Hard to say, Think it's a toss up between the San Siro, De Kuip or when we bossed The Old Etonians in 1884. Aye it's Old Etonians game for me, like.

http://salutsunderland.com/2014/12/one-more-time-lets-remember-newcastle-united-1-sunderland-9/? Aye, just one more time, for old times sakes. Anyone out there with special memories of this? "Ah remember it like it was yestidah, marra."

Aye, Gustavo, sunshine, there has to be some reason. Love the publicity, city and airport excuses too.

Scott Sloan Andy Hunt