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Barry Horne! That's the 'fucking cunt'.

Usually the likes of 'cockney wanker' Tony Gale, Davie Proven, 'Deary me' Gary Birtles and a bitter scouse cunt ex-Everton player whose name escapes me right now. Then again, there's no Michael Owen so that's a plus.

Slumming it, then, Gadgie Gemmill.

Where you been, man?

Red sky at night, shepherd's house on fire.

Sorry, forgot to mention the bong forum. But don't worry, they're not missing you as they're too stoned to give a fuck.

CT, the good people on the slimming world forum, the home brew forum, the budgie forum, the fishtank forum, the telescope forum, the camping forum, the mumsnet forum and the MD forum are missing you, mate.

Fucking shocking behaviour from alex by the way. Abusing the lad FOR YEARS but not admitting he was wrong. I'm more disappointed than cross.

He was nearly into his 32" waist jeans at 12:10, Saturday afternoon, July 5th, 1983.

I'll keep an eye on it.

If you can enlighten me which ones will show every nufc game in good hd quality (or as near damn it) then I'm all ears.

@Fish I think I'd just say something like 'alright lads, can I ask a few questions for a NUFC forum? Cheers'. Think you'll get a similar reception, tbh.

He arse licked Gabbiadini, sorry, 'Gabbas' something rotten.

To be fair, this 'in peace' line does sound rather pathetic every time I read it.

I use the USA one on unblock us and it still works.

Your Slimming World Mentor knows all about doing this.

They went Tory with the finance? Silly thing to do.

"Hi Steve, great show and great to talk to you. Welcome to Newcastle! I'm sure I speak for a lot of fans when I wonder what you make of some of the young guns, especially young Shane Ferguson. Is he part of your plans?" "How many timesh with zis caller? Heesh a leetle, how you shay, 'parcel of fucking shite', man!' Pleashe do not ring me again."

I still don't know why Labour don't try to defend their spending on schools etc? (How many new/completely refurbished ones are there? Can't think of one school round our way that isn't new). The crash happened, the Tories see this as a golden opportunity to implement their philosophy and nobody seems to give them a hard time on their own record including the scared centre labour politicians for fear of getting on the wrong side of the likes of CT's midland/Southern counterparts who are spoonfed propaganda from a Tory compliant media.

You can email questions here; bbcnewcastle@bbc.co.uk If you ask him his favourite colour you can request he answers in his best Geordie acccent.

Schteve McLaren on Total sport tonight, BBC radio Newcastle, 6-7pm if anyone's interested?

There's some shit streams on kodi as well as the odd good one. I'll take bt which I get for a token fee, plp which is £8.42 a month at current exchange rate for every one of our games and whichever pl game I fancy.