Howmanheyman

Has his half time cup of tea shaken, not stirred.

Great idea but what is that on the shirt? Is that a wonga logo I see? :lol:

Aye. Wayne Rooney scores that and there's no way he's disallowing it.

*Borrowed from MF.

Haidara isn't up to it, unfortunately. Had potential but just hasn't got a run through injury etc. I'm massively concerned at the back and think we're going waste three potentially good signings through a want of targeting key positions/settling for 2nd choices like cry me a Riviere that we've been doing as a club for the last few years. Just watching teams like Swansea is a reality check. Yes I think there will end up being worse teams but unless we continue to invest in a fit for purpose 16-18 squad of players who can genuinely be labelled PL class it'll be another underwhelming season.

Think he was up here as he heard a local taxi driver was obsessing over martine mcutcheon playing her music on his play list.

Never use the microwave unless I'm cooking mushrooms.

Is there a dangerous gang in South Shields I haven't heard about and was Ross looking moodily into the distance pretending he didn't know a camera was filming him?

Gemmill pitys the fool.

RTG is quite funny atm. Having a go at Jamie Redknapp for tipping them to go down, having a go at Advocaat, blaming Short and blaming chief executive Margaret Byrne saying the clue is in her name, 'Mag'. :lol:

FYP

Gosling looking shit for Bournemouth.

Barry Horne! That's the 'fucking cunt'.

Usually the likes of 'cockney wanker' Tony Gale, Davie Proven, 'Deary me' Gary Birtles and a bitter scouse cunt ex-Everton player whose name escapes me right now. Then again, there's no Michael Owen so that's a plus.

Slumming it, then, Gadgie Gemmill.

Where you been, man?

Red sky at night, shepherd's house on fire.

Sorry, forgot to mention the bong forum. But don't worry, they're not missing you as they're too stoned to give a fuck.

CT, the good people on the slimming world forum, the home brew forum, the budgie forum, the fishtank forum, the telescope forum, the camping forum, the mumsnet forum and the MD forum are missing you, mate.

Fucking shocking behaviour from alex by the way. Abusing the lad FOR YEARS but not admitting he was wrong. I'm more disappointed than cross.

He was nearly into his 32" waist jeans at 12:10, Saturday afternoon, July 5th, 1983.

I'll keep an eye on it.

If you can enlighten me which ones will show every nufc game in good hd quality (or as near damn it) then I'm all ears.