Howmanheyman

We haven't had a good left back since Enrique left.

Yep.

Can't defend a cross to save our lives.

Janmaat this time. Fannys in defence.

Rtg threads; 'Mags getting beat' 'Mags not getting beat' 'Haway the saints'

Ha ha ha Superb cross and amazing header.

Fucking unbelievable.

Get in! Cisse in the right place again.

We really do need a big aggressive cunt in as a centre half. We haven't been that bad but same old, same old.

Shocking defending again from a high cross.

Headers letting us down again.

Aye, I was thinking exactly the same whilst watching our first game of the season.

Great movement and running. Should've scored but kept it on target and was in right place.

Has his half time cup of tea shaken, not stirred.

Great idea but what is that on the shirt? Is that a wonga logo I see? :lol:

Aye. Wayne Rooney scores that and there's no way he's disallowing it.

*Borrowed from MF.

Haidara isn't up to it, unfortunately. Had potential but just hasn't got a run through injury etc. I'm massively concerned at the back and think we're going waste three potentially good signings through a want of targeting key positions/settling for 2nd choices like cry me a Riviere that we've been doing as a club for the last few years. Just watching teams like Swansea is a reality check. Yes I think there will end up being worse teams but unless we continue to invest in a fit for purpose 16-18 squad of players who can genuinely be labelled PL class it'll be another underwhelming season.

Think he was up here as he heard a local taxi driver was obsessing over martine mcutcheon playing her music on his play list.

Never use the microwave unless I'm cooking mushrooms.

Is there a dangerous gang in South Shields I haven't heard about and was Ross looking moodily into the distance pretending he didn't know a camera was filming him?

Gemmill pitys the fool.

RTG is quite funny atm. Having a go at Jamie Redknapp for tipping them to go down, having a go at Advocaat, blaming Short and blaming chief executive Margaret Byrne saying the clue is in her name, 'Mag'. :lol:

FYP

Gosling looking shit for Bournemouth.