Howmanheyman

"What? 'Haunting' you say?" "Yes my little furry friend. 'Haunting'. I'm stuck in this fucking purgatory listening to Wham and all his other shite because holding down a pet or hobby to CT is like a thalidomide kid trying to handle wobbly jelly."

"Who's there? Who are you?" "Get out! Get out before he sees you! I am CT's Budgie, or should I say I was CT's budgie. Get out before you join me and the goldfish haunting this fucking abortion of a back garden!"

It's a marathon, not a sprint snickers.

You're not even being subtle now, man, CT.

Take no notice, mate, he's just a clown in a circus.

Heat

The Indian estate agent said I could get an apartment any time I like and he'll give me the phone number of a Bollywood hinny when I get there.

We got told to go to the conference room at work on Friday afternoon for a big announcement and were then told our jobs were going to India. It was a bit of a shock at first, most of us were just looking around in stunned silence and didn't know what to say, but, I like travel and have't been to India before and although my wages are half decent over here, over there it'll be a fortune! I'll be able to live like a proper Maharaja, I'm over the moon and a bit excited, to be honest. Think I'll set up an apartment for a Bollywood star actress to be my mistress with all the spare cash I'll have. Anyone know any good bars over there that'll get the games on?

More than decent support considering they are, and have been, fucking garbage for years.

What can you say? You'd think the defence would've slowly been replaced over a three or four year period with decent cover but it just hasn't happened as maybe there's a spreadsheet somewhere showing defenders are harder to gain a profit from when selling? Am fucking sick of seeing Capitano Colo lamely jump for a ball hoping it's enough to put the forward off rather than grow some fucking knackers and actually try something radical like actually attacking the ball for a change. Not the first time I've questioned Janmaat either when he's been sent off, just like Capitano Courageous, when the going get's tough he chucks the towel in and lets someone else deal with a skinning instead of himself. This club, man. Swansea put the Ashley method well and truly to shame, the fucking size of them and they make us look mugs as they actually try to build a team without focusing on who they can make a buck from. So many of our team today are just not up to it and are made to look even worse as they don't play in a purpose built side but a squad made for profit where the teams needs and wants come a distant second to the fucking parasite who owns the club. Absolute fucking garbage and if they don't get what is required then we're hoping for three worse teams than ourselves. It doesn't have to be like this but it is.

Poor cunt!

That's two of ush!

"1989! The number, another winter (get down) Sound of the funky salesman Music hittin' your heart cause I know you got soul (Brothers and sisters, hey) Listen if you're missin' y'all Swingin' while I'm singin' Givin' whatcha gettin' Knowin' what I know While the CT trudges through the eighties' And the rhythm rhymes rollin' Got to give us what we want Gotta give us what we need Our freedom of speech is freedom or death We got to fight the powers that be Lemme hear you say Fight the power Fight the power!"

That post makes me think, 'What was the un-edited version?'

We were the lads who went away and gave it our all, you were the lad who served us in Tux 2 when we got back. "Another drink, sah? Please don't be mean, I'm working as quick as I can."

No it's not like that, it's more like 'A few good men'. We were the trailblazers, the main men who you shy boys pretended to be on holiday. The trouble is........

Nice bit of respect, there Gemm. We gave our hearts and soul so you could get a bit of recognition on your hols as a Geordie.

Is it just me or do a few of you watch an enormous amount of TV? (Especially US stuff?)

One of my favourite away rounds was the Baseball ground. Shocking how really distinct grounds like that, Ayresome, Burndon Park and Roker have been turned into bland flatpack souless non-entities of stadiums. Remember Sutton their keeper turning around to our support that day, shrugging his shoulders in apology and saying we were number one by raising his finger, (not the middle one )

CT putting lemonade in his wine. Reminds of that good looking ISIS terrorist, Asif. Playing to the gallery like a minstrel.

You had the Wolsy in Walkergate, The Colliery and the Ukulele/Railie, (Railway).

Only had it the once, made me feel a tired and lazy. Whizz was my thing. Other stuff wasn't for Walker lads as it was rare and too expensive. (I'm just glad I wasn't ten years older and into glue bags!).