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Looks like there's a little ginger kid ball boy who is still on the pitch in a white shirt.

The knackers on bt making a few snide remarks about mbemba despite being new to league, being played out of position with the clown in a circus, (Obertan), in front of him.

Obertans ball/cross there.

Fucking hell! Shows what a good ball will give you to Mitrovic.

That's what I thought but owen thinks it was the right decision.

Obertan. Doesn't fancy taking on Shaw by the looks of it.

Aye, it's your typical Dutch accent for shure. Van Gaal's isn't bad either.

Love how the man u show absolutely, point blank, will not refer to us as 'United' either in word or on their captions.

Not even close to being good enough in the end.

That isn't true, his first name was 'Two-Dog's-fucking' until he changed it by Totem-deed-pole when he was eighteen.

I was just 'walking in Memphis'.

"We've got a CT on the phone from Boldon who's willing to swap his disused metal detector if anyone's got any e-cigarettes that have hardly been used. That or he'll possibly consider a Sunderland left back."

I'll give 10p, a £1-off asda voucher and five tops off cornflake boxes to get a free Brazil World Cup 2014 sports bag for Bridcutt. (He can cut my lawn and tidy the back up a bit).

It's early days but from what I've seen of them so far they've looked very much like they can be got at and Spurs and Bruges got behind them a few times. Unfortunately our defence will be a gift for them and I fully expect us to be perfect guests and their players to grow in confidence as the game/goals go in. This will be an opportunity missed to get at them as we're too weak in areas we've been weak in for a few seasons and the square root of fuck all has been done about it yet again.

My Sioux great great great grandfather, Running-Bull's-Knacker died of smoking. He set himself alight sending a signal to their lass saying he was stopping out for a couple more pints.

Don't ask Meenzer, he only went for the famous German sausage.

I visited Graceland once as well, lass called Muriel was playing a piano and she said, "Tell me are you a Christian, child?" And I said, "Ma'am, I am tonight!"

'Tough shitski' as they say in Polska.

I'm sure the kid will console himself if anyone doubts his ability to be honest.

I always forget about this game when 'first matches' comes up as I didn't support either of the reds. I just went along with my Liverpool supporting Uncle and cousin plus my late Granda and my Dad who like me supported NUFC.

Actually, that's not strictly true, my first game was a friendly between Man Utd and Liverpool at Windsor Park, Belfast. We were in the terraces and there was 30,000 there. http://action.joinmust.org/index.php/blog/entry/bring-the-boys-back-home-report-on-liverpool-v-manchester-united-at-miami-g/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/manchesterunitedman1/9130909440/in/photostream/

http://www.11v11.com/matches/newcastle-united-v-shrewsbury-town-29-august-1983-120772/ My first game.

Aye, it's a good laugh and read.

We've not won in two games out of two. That'll probably stretch to four. No credit due, credit owed in spades to the support.

Yee can fuck off an'aahll!