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No shout for a yellow by owen.

Thank fuck for that.

When schteve's ready.

Thauvin coming on.

Fingers crossed.

That little fucking winnit owen won't be happy till half our side are booked.

That's because he has no confidence whatsoever in taking on his man. I'd have the fucker off for that alone, never mind his 'skills'.

Superstition. He also wears the same lucky hondacrackas on a match day.

You do realise Haidara will get sent off second half after that harsh yellow?

Think mbemba deserves credit as well considering the position he's been put in.

Obertan and colback looking the weak points as the team are picking up. Perez and Mitrovic must start from now on.

Unlucky there. Owen foaming that's a corner.

I'd fucking love to see mitrovic get a goal go up to the camera giving it the minge licking celebration.

Looks like there's a little ginger kid ball boy who is still on the pitch in a white shirt.

The knackers on bt making a few snide remarks about mbemba despite being new to league, being played out of position with the clown in a circus, (Obertan), in front of him.

Obertans ball/cross there.

Fucking hell! Shows what a good ball will give you to Mitrovic.

That's what I thought but owen thinks it was the right decision.

Obertan. Doesn't fancy taking on Shaw by the looks of it.

Aye, it's your typical Dutch accent for shure. Van Gaal's isn't bad either.

Love how the man u show absolutely, point blank, will not refer to us as 'United' either in word or on their captions.

Not even close to being good enough in the end.

That isn't true, his first name was 'Two-Dog's-fucking' until he changed it by Totem-deed-pole when he was eighteen.

I was just 'walking in Memphis'.

"We've got a CT on the phone from Boldon who's willing to swap his disused metal detector if anyone's got any e-cigarettes that have hardly been used. That or he'll possibly consider a Sunderland left back."