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Defoe's facial expressions starting to look like, 'what the fuck am I doing up here?'

Sioux far, sioux good.

Huffed and puffed, 'got stuck in' and are getting beat. When the game calms down they'll get hammered.

Good atmosphere at the stade de shite as the locals loving their players trying to get stuck in to the swansea players. Clattermole and lens in the book already, lens just got away with a second yellow.

The Fish! You're presence is required.

'I see', said the blind man.

Never mind that.more pink seats at the stadium of shite at the minute.wonder how many will be there at the end?Probably the same amount who didn't boo the drink driver Niall Quinn.not many.

I'd have them practicing a few two on ones in training. Not the first time we've fucked it up. Really should've nicked the points. Scholes again coming out with 'beating teams like Newcastle'. (fuck off, man you little ginger Scroat).

Really looking forward to the inquest now. 'So scholesy, what went wrong?'

Mind, that three on one was criminal not making more of it.

Bt were terrible, scholes almost in fucking tears.

Man u tv at it's absolutely finest.

Thauvin looking not very strong.

Jesus. What a waste.

Wayne 'OJ Simpson'. Getting away with murder as normal.

Waiting for their goal here, mind, just as bt is as well by the way.

"This is England, this is a family game, you're not going to get families with all this rude stuff going on. I can't believe he hasn't been booked. "

Lucky break for them, little chicken shit missing a sitter.

"Urrgh! What is he doing? Licking a front bottom? Definitely deserving of a booking in my book. "

What the fuck was that by krul?

No shout for a yellow by owen.

Thank fuck for that.

When schteve's ready.

Thauvin coming on.

Fingers crossed.