Howmanheyman

Be a little bit more pacific. /CT

What's £20 when Dave and George have put so much back into everyone's household income, you tight fucka?

I'm not sure HF's piece is of the same standard as some sports journalists, locally and nationally, but I enjoyed it all the same.

Calling Stevie! Attention Stevie!!! http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic/230998-newcastle-v-sheffield-wednesday/page-5 Next opponents, Sheff Wed. Not very bothered about this tie apparently, comments from 'meh' to 'mid table shit', 'not a big club', 'deluded fans', 'pitiful gates' etc. That'll be why when we played them a couple of years ago they brought big numbers during the week and were very much up for one of their biggest games that year at a ground they hadn't played at for a few years. Luckily the Sheffield lads I had a pint with that night were real life decent enough lads who remembered the old days where we always seemed to be in the same division and the big crowds there used to be for games between us, unlike some of the knackers on these internet forums though, what a bunch of fucking divvies.

Cue CT.

FYP

In working hours it's about six hours worth comprised of half an hour eating the bait his lass knocked up for him, half an hour of eating the latest concoction he made himself, an hour discussing immigrants, politics, benefits scroungers and where you can get cheaper metal detectors as well as decent camouflage jackets with his fellow enthusiasts, half an hour on his phone telling his lass what a great time he's having, half an hour telling his lass what he's found so far, half an hour taking pics of what he's found, half an hour posting on here about it, an hours rest with a flask of tea and about an hour walking around slowly with his detector.

I reckon you definitely need a modern striker for the modern game whereas you'd be doing canny enough with an old fashioned striker in days gone by. Hope that helps, mate.

"You were sooooo close, you nearly got it right but you dived in early doors."

He's the most likely to be either a mackem or someones piss take account on here IYAM. He does requests if you'd rather hear other shit jokes that aren't about Scottish football pundits.

Yes, then again, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one.

Needs a 'I've been right for years and have told everybody' box.

I'm starting to have reservations about this thread.

Woman in Gold - Quite enjoyed this.

Aye, he lives on the second floor.

It's a sad state of affairs when fucking Collywobble states our name more than our record scorer.

Hearing Shearer call them United on motd. Fuck off, mate. Does he do that with his mates in his box? Going essembee here like, but, coward for conforming to the national media's narrative.

Plays better with Taylor.

Brings larsson on in injury time for free kick and......hits the wall. 1-1. Typacall lucky mags, err I mean mackems.

Superb save from the mackems keeper. These fuckers are going to get points out of this game, I'm convinced.

They had a good shout for a pen to be fair. Good save again by pantillimon. ludicrous dive in the box by Fletcher.

Think Colback's looked very limited so far in McClaren's side. Obertan is just Obertan.

Defoe's equalised. Unbelievable. Undeserved to put it mildly.

Watching O'Shea against Gomis.