Howmanheyman

I'm not as cute.

"10:04 in the morning Carried away by a fat lad's shadow I watched your vision forming Carried away by a Toon shite player A star was glowing in the silvery night Far away on the other side Will you come to post on Toontastic this night But Ant couldn't find how to push through. I stay, I pray See you in Ligue 1 far away... I stay, I pray See you in Greggs shop one day."

Would love to hear Slayer's craic on this thread..........

That's enough from you, detector boy, a little less conversation, a little more action.

Was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me, personally like.

Don't be cruel.

He was always on our minds.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/OI8Va3MySHGOFASfVDp8Cw

Difficult couple of days with the bairns in tears having lost one of their pets. It was their pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap.

Notice they steer well away from South Shields and Wallsend forts.

Fucking waaaay too much.

Be a little bit more pacific. /CT

What's £20 when Dave and George have put so much back into everyone's household income, you tight fucka?

I'm not sure HF's piece is of the same standard as some sports journalists, locally and nationally, but I enjoyed it all the same.

Calling Stevie! Attention Stevie!!! http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic/230998-newcastle-v-sheffield-wednesday/page-5 Next opponents, Sheff Wed. Not very bothered about this tie apparently, comments from 'meh' to 'mid table shit', 'not a big club', 'deluded fans', 'pitiful gates' etc. That'll be why when we played them a couple of years ago they brought big numbers during the week and were very much up for one of their biggest games that year at a ground they hadn't played at for a few years. Luckily the Sheffield lads I had a pint with that night were real life decent enough lads who remembered the old days where we always seemed to be in the same division and the big crowds there used to be for games between us, unlike some of the knackers on these internet forums though, what a bunch of fucking divvies.

Cue CT.

FYP

In working hours it's about six hours worth comprised of half an hour eating the bait his lass knocked up for him, half an hour of eating the latest concoction he made himself, an hour discussing immigrants, politics, benefits scroungers and where you can get cheaper metal detectors as well as decent camouflage jackets with his fellow enthusiasts, half an hour on his phone telling his lass what a great time he's having, half an hour telling his lass what he's found so far, half an hour taking pics of what he's found, half an hour posting on here about it, an hours rest with a flask of tea and about an hour walking around slowly with his detector.

I reckon you definitely need a modern striker for the modern game whereas you'd be doing canny enough with an old fashioned striker in days gone by. Hope that helps, mate.

"You were sooooo close, you nearly got it right but you dived in early doors."

He's the most likely to be either a mackem or someones piss take account on here IYAM. He does requests if you'd rather hear other shit jokes that aren't about Scottish football pundits.

Yes, then again, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one.