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Just switched it over to Hibs v Hearts. Kriss Boyd is in the studio, a mediocre striker but sky's token Scot on their Saturday show but for someone with a fat head he doesn't do himself any favours by having a terrible haircut which only exaggerates the muckle heeded twats bonce. Shaven all on the sides way up to the top where he has a small nest of hair. Bizarre.

I've got SSN Sunday build up on in the background, sound low. They've so far had Liverpool and Arsenal interviews with two journalists having lengthy discussions with the presenter. They finally had another lengthy discussion about Chelsea...... And after the break there's more on the arsenal v Liverpool game when they're talking to 'Trent'.

Generally they tend to hide in the lower leagues when we're decent and they're shite, they get a decent couple of years, (for their standards) and run into us when we have very average seasons increasing their chances of a derby win. If they do go up I hope we're in a good place next year as we'll swat them aside like the cup win. But anyway, I hope they rot outside the top division for decades.

I did as well.

Essembee did it good and proper in May 1969.

No.

Was it the factory cat?

Had a look on the internet to see how old he was and it showed a clip of him appearing in an episode of wonder woman and all thoughts of Tarzan departed to be replaced by thoughts of Lynda Carter...... ....Sorry, big lad, RIP.

My mate at the brewery used to call me Zidane but this was when I started to get a bit of a bald patch on the back of my napper.

Me too.

You're following the wrong people.

Is anyone watching these European superleague games? I mean, talk about fucking up an already fucked up CL concept. I watched most of the Villa v Bayern game and that's about it, I couldn't tell you who's doing what and what impact it's having? It might just be me but I'd love to know how many neutrals have just switched off from it? It's only one rung higher than the international break now for me.

CT, have a drink, celebrate and gather the whole brood around for some great musical family fun with the Arturia MicroFreak sound system. It's hours of guaranteed fun recommended by all good stores and your twin, Gemmill.

Don't think much of the Max Headroom remake, tbh.

FYFYP

If he sees a shrink, the shrink he sees will have to see a shrink. Shrink PTS.

Just.....

Comparing Walker with Whese Keyes Louise is like comparing Rembrandt to Rolf Harris.

If you're stuck for cash I'll take them off you. £20 each or £10 each if Cliff Richard is going to be singing.

RTG'dYP

Charlie Windsor gets heckled in Australia, BBC news Sally Bundock reporting it, face like a slapped arse, very unimpressed which is different from gooey smile she has whenever she reports on a normal fluffy royal piece. It's chalk and cheese.

Liverpool fans sing a song. Drury....