Howmanheyman

"Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'ASM'."

As I'm now working Monday to Friday I'm having to put the Christmas stuff up today which has me in a slightly irritable mood as well as taking the kids to the hairdressers in North Shields as going somewhere local is just a silly thing to do, (the eldest used to go to South Shields so at least it's getting closer). The youngest one's car is fucked and someone's coming out to fix it at some point in the day as well. Hoping to have everything done in time for the match later on.

I especially love the latter as it happens but a Christmas film it ain't.

My favourite Christmas films are a Christmas carol, (George C Scott version) and errr.....? (I genuinely can't think of any others off the top of my head). I never understand how something like die hard is A. a great film, and B. a Christmas film but I'm just a simple chap.

He's a pompous, pretentious cunt. (Jordan, not toonotl).

Her tits scene in TPs genuinely had me ....

Rattled.

'How many starts has ASM had in Turkey, mate?' 'Two seconds, I'll just check it out.' 'You googling it?' 'No, I'm just giving LTA a bell.'

"Effffff.........Teeeeeeeeeeee............Emmmmmmmmmm!!!"

"Ahm claiming a cut of your weekly pay, Louise. If you nick me prose it's Anny fair. Lol."

Sammy, if I get some boardroom influence I'm going to have a disabled spot and one for their helper permanently reserved for @thebrokendoll and I'm going to have the big screen linked to @RobinRobin's phone so he can put appropriate GIFs on throughout the game, such as ... .... For when CT needs the bog just to let people keep an eye out for him passing by.

See Andrew to set a patreon up, it's a heavy job I've got now and I'm no spring chicken. I'll go for a two hour walk on midweek match days.

"SALAH!! OH SO SLICK!"

I don't work weekends so it's pot luck. I'm even slightly disappointed my immaculate work/win ratio ended last night when we've even beaten Man City when I've been in but the deal Liverpool struck with Satan years ago cancelled out my work/win ratio.

Kind of glad I missed it from what I've heard of the red manc Tyldsley shilling for the other arse cheek. #BestOfFrenemies

Probably ST holders.

I'll let him have an assist, PL, it'll be good for his confidence.

Free pot noodles at work today and I haven't got a fork and none to be found in their kitchen at all. Should've just had the corpse of Jim Bowen standing by the table with the pot noodles saying 'look what you could've had!'

I bet it hasn't, they're always claiming shit like this but it's always completely out of context.

Once bitten, twice shy, I'm assuming they didn't get lost and end up on Scrogg Road this year?

No surprise whatsoever.

Passed the Liverpool coach on the way in to work almost blocking the lane on the quayside. Was tempted to pull over and slash their tyres.