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"Ahh, man! Not Browny anaarl, marra?"

Can't bear them two whoppers.

Scandinavian broon ale had to be made separately as it had to have 0.2% abv knocked off it as their alcohol duty must've been a little excessive so hope your uncle enjoyed his slightly watered down durg?

Just watching it back now, the entire match coverage on ITVx for the first time since Sunday. Marvelous and kudos to Carragher talking throughout the Burn goal at HT not mentioning at all what a fucking superb header it was even if there was nobody at all marking him.

Brilliant, saw another pic of a fan leaving the stadium at the very end when everyone had left just looking back at it all with tears in his eyes, very emotional and poignant. Fantastic. Bless him.

Saw a clip of a guardian podcast where one of them opens with the amount of executions there was in Saudi Arabia last year, saw a Times podcast that was about the match and occasion but halfway through the female on it thought it was a bit depressing that nobody mentioned Saudi Arabia and sports washing and I thought the only depressing thing about that show was her trying to suck out any joy Martin Hardy had, (he answered her superbly and the others seemed a bit embarrassed by her or Martin I'm not sure but seemed more by her). The only sports washing I've seen around NUFC other than some initial divvies in the earliest days of the takeover was the sports direct washing of the club, it was everywhere in the stadium, it was on the boards for interviews and the cunt even desecrated our historical name. As for these? Apart from seeing lasses with head dress on escorting players onto the pitch* you don't see much if anything, if they're sports washing they're being very low key about it, in fact the only cunts who bring it up are the usual suspects. *No wait, that's at the Emirates.

If they'd scored another he would've still written his name in cloobs history just not the way he envisaged.

"That ice you're skating on is looking thin as fuck, believe you me. Consider this a warning, son."

I've watched loads of stuff from the final but I didn't watch look north, they live for watching it just for the fewel for their fewum.

Those two magpies that I was watching through the french doors yesterday in my garden then next doors roof, they were definitely an omen and were there for ages.

Did you infect slot's PC? Intended to only drink in the house after the match, had ten cans by the time celebrations had finished then called a pal who didn't go down to Wembley and headed over to the toon, got back bladdered and watched YouTube videos before hitting the sack at half four, thank fuck I put a holiday in last week just in case! I've made my own bank holiday. I hope they are.

Oooh it's been a good 52 years, like.

Disgraceful. Expected.

Unreal, I'm like a baby's arm holding an apple, so important we score first but these cunts aren't finished, btw, when rob lee scored I was about four rows down, a lot of the current mob not so much.

ITV or sky? It's like a toss up between gonorrhoea or hemorrhoids.

Have to say, the build up on TV has been few and far between. I swear to god I've seen more build up of a later game when we've played at two and the usual suspects are on at four.

Sitting in the house watching it, never thought that day would come for a NUFC final for at least another decade but here I am.

Real life was was more surreal than that, tbh.

I've finally cracked and cracked open a Charlie Chan. It's either going to be an early night or a messy one.

Fucking spoilers, man!

That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United.