Howmanheyman

Aye, these frustrated Kermode-esque critics coming out with shit like...... Don't look if you don't want the end spoiled.

It's a fucking Magpie. How can they have legal grounds on this? Maybe the coat of arms but that would be down to the council I'd have thought? (FWIW I don't think it's a lot better than the current shirt, but hey ho.)

One of the few reasons why we won't have a pet, Cath. Sorry to hear you're upset.

When he built it, they really did come.

Some Fenerbache fans giving it this..... .....To Celtic fans as they've got each other in the Europa League. Celtic fans giving it straight back....... :lol:

'Mags will be in meltdown'

Well fucking thanks a lot, Barry Norman. You've just spoiled the ending for me right there.

Seething here, like.

"There wasa only one club I wanted to signa for, buta they woulda not have me, so I signa for thees manky mob insteada."

"Wait a minute, they've signed Borini?"

Did you tell him that carrying sex toys on shift is generally frowned upon in the NHS?

I don't know anything about 'tongue in cheek',what is this phenomenon you speak of?

Pollo means chicken. Just saying.

Gives him loads of space to hit it where most players would then stands and watches it. 2-0 now and again, Buffon goes down like a subbuteo keeper.

Finds a Roman coin with his detector now thinks he can comment on two civil wars in the late Roman Republic and how much air time is appropriate for that centuries tumultuous period. (I enjoyed the first series as it happens, as well).

Yes, it is very strange.

Does Buffon not do free kicks anymore?

We've gone a full season not replacing players. Mitrovic being suspended for three games is not going to play a part in us getting another striker.

Watching the craic on bt's European football show before the Roma v Juventus game. How can the channel that gives us fucking owen and savage get it so right with the foreign stuff?

No worries, PL had diarrhea trickling down his legs the first time we had a pint.

To be fair, he was rather excited to meet me one time in a Town bar the name of which escapes me. Not sure if he pissed his pants in excitement or whether it was a case of leaking white wee-wee, either way he was generally over-awed.* *Apologies to J69 for discussing this 'real life' situation, I just haven't the time to get a room when I can post on here instead.

Need to do better than that, marra.

(This cunt can probably vote).