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Cheers, Andrew, got some cans in the fridge and some aldi beans in a pan for when it starts.

Anyone know when the England game is on and what channel? Can't wait to see Wayne and the boys qualify for the Euros.

One of them will always turn out on ebay every now and then.

The tills at aldi/lidl (can't remember which one) are bollocks, like. Something like two tills for a whole supermarket, no bags, loads of hassle, loads of queueing. Fuck that. Besides, more eye candy at sainsbury.

Yes, it's beyond belief and isn't a figment of my imagination but the figment of a few Mackems imaginations who are a strange mixture of bitter, paranoid and not a little envious of our city compared to theirs and the perceptions of both places to outsiders.

9) Never forget you owe your fine city to a cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen who have filtered money away from Wearside to be spent on Tyneside. "......And I'd do it all over again to keep my fellow Novocastrians in the manner to which they've become rather accustomed."

6) Get on a time machine and form Newcastle United BEFORE 1992.

(At the thread direction) I'm in the post count but have been up for personal ridicule far too many times to be in the frame. Second guessing Inspector Stevie Clouseau I'm thinking it could be a globetrotting chap with a nose for a fine bouquet who is in Stevie's crosshair?

£219 for the original, it's my birthday coming up very soon. My current phone is a samsung galaxy s3 mini. I take it the oneplus one is a bit better?

Banned apparently. By request from the RSPCA.

OnePlus 22016 Flagship Killer Starting at £239

Fair enough, I just thought it was a new branded phone trying reverse psychology to get a stampede going for their gear. I'll now look up oneplus one.

Superb gimmick. So this is an amazing phone, but you can only have one if you're invited to buy one, no invite, no phone? And they're not selling them without invites for the foreseeable future. But you can put your name down for an invite and you might get lucky? Fuck off, man!

What is one plus two? (Other than three of course? )

'Mouth breathing moron' you say? Do we know anyone matching that description on here?

Me too. My post last night was written when I was 'tired and emotional'.

Smart watches for smart arses. Only know one person who has one and he's a good lad who sometimes likes to splash out on techy stuff. I told him it looks shite but he was trying to convince himself, as much as me that it was any real use.

See also the word, 'Consultation'. They do what they want but at least they went through a 'consultation' before fucking you. I'll be honest, I was still pretty sceptical but after thinking about your post in detail, well, you've won me completely over. More of the same, Mike!

If they 'communicate' that St. James' Park is to to become SDA or 'communicate' the Wonga bullshit or any other bullshit does that make it alright? If they tell tell us we'll 'wipe our own nose' or any other such bollocks like 'Being vanerable to the big clabs' does that make it ok as long as they've 'communicated'? Communication means fuck all if the message is rhubarb. (Not directed at the Ayatollah as such).

Fucking pathetic. The fact that 'Toon' is a relatively modern saying, (Apart from oldies enquiring after NUFC's results on the bus home, this is a modern idiom and has fuck all to do with NUFC.)

Aye, boils my piss too, Chez.

Heard it all before. Propaganda. Do your fucking job, then you've no worries.

Aye, fair play to the club.