Howmanheyman

Never heard them sing that, Rob.

At the Mackem kid, fucking tragic attempt at wumming which is made even worse by the fact he thinks he has the upper hand.

Those 12 hour nightshifts must positively fly by, (emergencies permitting).

Aye, I spotted a SAFC St. George flag so that is probably a correct assessment. (Said flag on it's first outing since an EDL march).

Last NUFC manager to be anything close to 'hounded out' was maybe Jack Charlton* back when you were a glint in your Mam's step brother's eye. However.......I can think of one or two Sunderland managers who were told to fuck off for various reasons including Monkey's heed who gave you two 7th placed finishes which is your best top league placing for many, many years. Anyway, you're a fucking strange kid, you mind. I love how you think you're getting the best of your little chats on here with people who are to your intellect what Gulliver was to the Liliputians. *Pardew was given stick big time as well for very many obvious reasons so I'll give you him and I don't give a flying fuck what anyone says about him, he was a first class cunt and I'll never be sad to see him gone.

"Cheer up Gordon Strachan" "We forgot that you were here" England songs at San Marino. What a bunch of fucking knackers they are.

Cheers, Andrew, got some cans in the fridge and some aldi beans in a pan for when it starts.

Anyone know when the England game is on and what channel? Can't wait to see Wayne and the boys qualify for the Euros.

One of them will always turn out on ebay every now and then.

The tills at aldi/lidl (can't remember which one) are bollocks, like. Something like two tills for a whole supermarket, no bags, loads of hassle, loads of queueing. Fuck that. Besides, more eye candy at sainsbury.

Yes, it's beyond belief and isn't a figment of my imagination but the figment of a few Mackems imaginations who are a strange mixture of bitter, paranoid and not a little envious of our city compared to theirs and the perceptions of both places to outsiders.

9) Never forget you owe your fine city to a cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen who have filtered money away from Wearside to be spent on Tyneside. "......And I'd do it all over again to keep my fellow Novocastrians in the manner to which they've become rather accustomed."

6) Get on a time machine and form Newcastle United BEFORE 1992.

(At the thread direction) I'm in the post count but have been up for personal ridicule far too many times to be in the frame. Second guessing Inspector Stevie Clouseau I'm thinking it could be a globetrotting chap with a nose for a fine bouquet who is in Stevie's crosshair?

£219 for the original, it's my birthday coming up very soon. My current phone is a samsung galaxy s3 mini. I take it the oneplus one is a bit better?

Banned apparently. By request from the RSPCA.

OnePlus 22016 Flagship Killer Starting at £239

Fair enough, I just thought it was a new branded phone trying reverse psychology to get a stampede going for their gear. I'll now look up oneplus one.

Superb gimmick. So this is an amazing phone, but you can only have one if you're invited to buy one, no invite, no phone? And they're not selling them without invites for the foreseeable future. But you can put your name down for an invite and you might get lucky? Fuck off, man!

What is one plus two? (Other than three of course? )

'Mouth breathing moron' you say? Do we know anyone matching that description on here?

Me too. My post last night was written when I was 'tired and emotional'.