Howmanheyman

Is this you offering yourself up to science for an experiment?

The chronicle, now reaching out to the ps3 generation. Alan Oliver spinning in his barstool.

"Man who fish in other mans pond, catch crabs."

I'd just like to go on record as thanking CT for telling us how the words 'refuge' and 'refugee' are so intrinsically linked. Nice one.

I rarely listen to radio to be honest. (Just thought I'd share this with the toontastic community).

"Next time wait till ya baa'lls drop before you take on the Knight."

"Read all about the raging debate sweeping Tyneside tonight about Colback." "The toes, Chris, the fucking toes. What did ah tell yi about trying to step on me toes? Ya feet aren't big enough to step on these fuckas."

That Chris Waugh has a fucking cheek, writes about imaginary 'raging debates' about Colback not getting an England call-up on the 6th Sept then the next day doesn't even put him in his own side for that article.

Talking of crap adverts, Talksport must have the absolute worst ads of all commercial radio stations, they're clearly aimed at the Cockney wanker audience where every other ad is sung in the style of that Vindaloo Engerland song.

Looks like Ryder has competition at the Ronny Gill...... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jack-colback-newcastle-united-midfielders-10000448? I was out last night and can't believe I managed to miss all the raging debates going on around me about Colback not getting picked for England.

It's the Fish.

I like his patter tbh, plus it's always interesting hearing the likes of Simon Bird, Caulkin etc.

You or the refugees?

Make it £9.99 and don't do any podcasts without adult supervision.

I'm probably being harsh to be honest but from the odd time I've heard them they're like two sniggering kids who witter away about shite and have nothing to really add plus this quest to to make a film about themselves, sorry, to search for Philippe Albert when I'm sure at least one of them was about four at the time seems a bit odd. They used to do the odd podcast where the likes of George Caulkin and Michael Martin would guest on the podcasts and that's the only reason I'd listen to them to hear more interesting craic. By themselves they're just not for me. (Plus I'm sure one of them supported somebody else, Liverpool?). Like I said, I'm probably being a bit too harsh.

Charge them either £49.99 outright or £9.99 with the condition they don't do any more podcasts.

NUFC's famous number nine. SAFC's famous number..........Just kidding.

NUFC legends. SAFC legends. I've nothing more to add.

Never heard them sing that, Rob.

At the Mackem kid, fucking tragic attempt at wumming which is made even worse by the fact he thinks he has the upper hand.

Those 12 hour nightshifts must positively fly by, (emergencies permitting).

Aye, I spotted a SAFC St. George flag so that is probably a correct assessment. (Said flag on it's first outing since an EDL march).

Last NUFC manager to be anything close to 'hounded out' was maybe Jack Charlton* back when you were a glint in your Mam's step brother's eye. However.......I can think of one or two Sunderland managers who were told to fuck off for various reasons including Monkey's heed who gave you two 7th placed finishes which is your best top league placing for many, many years. Anyway, you're a fucking strange kid, you mind. I love how you think you're getting the best of your little chats on here with people who are to your intellect what Gulliver was to the Liliputians. *Pardew was given stick big time as well for very many obvious reasons so I'll give you him and I don't give a flying fuck what anyone says about him, he was a first class cunt and I'll never be sad to see him gone.

"Cheer up Gordon Strachan" "We forgot that you were here" England songs at San Marino. What a bunch of fucking knackers they are.