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After reading Renton's patter I've went from a bit pleased to fucking suicidal in the space of twenty minutes.

We've just had a total confirmed disaster at the last election by the way. If the blands can't defeat a minority government with the biggest set of, well, as near to evil bastards you'll get in a British cabinet, then what is the point? The fact that they ended up with a majority is staggering and says it all for me about the way Labour has tried to walk on eggshells. Is this a protest vote? So fucking what? I honestly don't see how you think any of the rest could galvanise the actual Labour party anymore? (I'm not talking about career politicians but grass roots supporters). Give the fucka a chance, man! He barely got a degree? Having met some absolute fucking spanners in my working life who have, I'm not that arsed to be completely honest. He needs, (Labour needs), to take the game to the Tories instead of fannying about with some kind of guilt complex which has played into the Tories hands, and the hands of their backers in the media so much. Have a bit of hope, for fucks sake.

Pisses his pants at anything to do with Dave and Georgie boy. Tells us to calm down.

They'll be worried of a syriza style swing to the left and will have their fourth estate bloodhounds on the loose. Yesterday's Sun had about five pages of Labour Party 'scandals' so they're already doing their bit for the blue cause.

"Funsubstance.com........For when the NHS cunts just wont cut you no shit. Available now on an internet platform near you!"

Shadow health minister Jamie Reed? resigns following Corbyn's victory. Don't let the door hit you on the arse on your way out, mate.

I'm just jel, really.

Me no speakee your language. SPQR, DFS, SCS, MFI, STD etc, etc.

He currently chops the onions and gherkins, he's hoping to get behind the counter, after that, the assistant manager job is only a step away.

Any excuse to involve CT, to be fair.

"Sniff, it's ok, getting my new phone today, sniff."

Oh! And thanks for all the birthday messages on Tuesday. Much appreciated.

All the best, Alex.

What did you do with the quarter part they didn't replace, Fish?

MackemBananaCock is a real asset to Toontastic to be fair.

'You classic student' Text book Stevie.

YES ALEX. I DO REMEMBER NICK-KEILCE-POLAND. DO YOU THINK IT IS RIGHT TO BE NASTY ABOUT FELLOW MEMBERS? YOU MUST NOT BE A HAPPY PERSON, ALEX.

Is it a surprise CT's dog has gone deaf?

"Welcome to my brand new comedy club. Have you tried the English tapas? They're lovely. Wacka wacka wacka!!"

If your attempt resembles this....... .......you're sound, nothing to worry about. If it ends up looking more like this......... .......Errr, not so fine.

Is this you offering yourself up to science for an experiment?

The chronicle, now reaching out to the ps3 generation. Alan Oliver spinning in his barstool.