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If only Remi Garde had listened to The Fish. We'd be top half by now.

Ah well, got there in the end myself.

We've some decent players but we're going to have to look into trying something new as four games without a goal is shite and confidence seems to be draining already from the side. The likes of Gini must be thinking 'what the fuck is this shit?'.

Perez keeps off three players and keeps the ball. He's better at this than cisse and colback. Honest.

Cisse's fucking touch, man.

Aye. It was basically me being a thick cunt. (Sorry Cath).

100% this. I only tolerate them because of their showbiz links to Spandau ballet, Barbara Windsor and Steve Wraith.

How Ayoze doesn't get in this team baffles me, like.

Our shape and personnel just don't look anywhere near right.

First sentence, yes, second sentence, not so much.

Fucking pathetic. Off our own free kick too. Again.

The balls like a fucking pinball when our players pass it around.

'Awkward.'

And here he is.....

I have some magic beans, if you're interested,CT? £500 a tin. Bargain, mate.

1-1 although I agree these are beatable and we've done OK down there in the past. Basically anything wouldn't surprise me.

I'd have slid in on my back kicked the cones away whilst doing the move as she was still the right way up, legs askance. She wouldn't have complained.

Aye, we know.

"Is that the Dickensyian man, Father?" "Yes, Son." "God bless us, everyone."

7.3% abv, CT's on bottle number two.

Never saw that game. Was it 'fantasteec'?

One of the joys of not having sky is not hearing him.

And your point is?

Not a lot made of Benteke's goal compared to a certain Mr Rooney's effort a few years ago. I know it's a bit essembee-esque but that's how I'm rolling this morning, also caught BBC sports section on the news where the main headlines were about Martial and how he's proved he's worth the transfer fee. A tad early to be coming out with that kind of shite if you ask me but it's the man u effect I suppose.im adding this superfluous sentence in tribute to essembee's efforts this year.

Don't rule out momentum as well.