Howmanheyman

A bucket?

Obviously too scared to touch her in case of accidental semen spillage.

To be fair, I'd no idea what bong was when CT brought it up on here. Is it known as something else in God's country? (Puts tin hat on).

Zoom! ......you chased the day away..ay...ay.!

Sounds like Gloomy and pals are a walking WKD advert.

No he's a Jaffa.

Aye, I was just saying the other day that the wedding season almost killed me this year.

Aye it wasn't too bad.

Doctor Who was, is, and pretty sure is going to stay an absolute, steaming pile of shite.

Taking my youngest daughter to this and breaking my boycoutt for a game as it's not fair her missing out because of me. Hoping and thinking it'll be third time lucky for her after two losses v Swansea 1-2 and the same scoreline v Cardiff. 2-1 to us.

Watch out for what you're doing at the end just in case rigor mortis sets in, Stevie. Bloke I knew was buried with the biggest, cheesiest grin anyone had ever seen. He died with a smile on his face and rigor mortis kept that smile till the grave. The rumour was he went out knowing he'd won the lottery, another rumour was that he'd shot his bolt after a night with a lass half his age. Turned out that the lad, Paddy, was actually hit by a bolt of lightning which killed him. He thought he was having his photo taken.

Int sunalan brilliant! > <

Aye. My Auntie would also have been a great Uncle if she'd only had a cock.

Another good reason to ditch sky. Don't miss their craic at all. Motherfuck him and John Wayne Gary Neville.

I'm not God, but it is an easy mistake to make, to be fair.

I understand Spurs fans feelings about Sol Campbell, it was a blow and he was a good player, but they way they go on about Colback? FFS, man! (I realise him getting picked in the first England squad after his transfer would've seen them writhing around the floor like a bunch of Gollums chanting 'we hates them, we hates them', but still.)

I fucking love how the mackems are still completely obsessed about Colback, mind. It's fucking tragic behaviour.

I'm starting to think Billy Askew is Colback's Fatha, here, mind.

"Brilliant!"

He's on here because he thinks we are brilliant.

It's a bit late, Slayer's beat you to the wumming.

If only Remi Garde had listened to The Fish. We'd be top half by now.

Ah well, got there in the end myself.