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'any' hyperbole.

CT going on about dates using Gemmill as a proxy to dream about the single life.

It was 'Chinese, Japanese, don't forget to wash your knees.' Gemmill once more betraying his middle class roots.

Aye PL, fuck you and your attempt to reign in any hyperbole over young Mbabu. I thought he was class and seeing as we're desperado for a left back let's just hope the kid can carry it on and it isn't a flash in the pan. No pardewed required here.

Aye, the real bosses in this country are the union 'barons'. Not the actual barons, lords and old Etonian wankers.

20/20 hindsight. You use it or lose it.

Watching inter v fiorentina. Five wins on the belt for leaders inter, 25 mins gone and it's 0-3 to the visitors. They're pissing it.

Who the fuck's this knacker? (Phil Bird, not you, Zanetti).

"Is this the Manager? I was once a moderator and I take part in podcasts. It's on my CV, chum. I can fax it through first thing on Monday. I'm also originally from the North of England even though I hide it on suitable occasions. Do you want me to recommend your hotel to the Blyth Newcastle United supporters club for their next soiree to the South-East? What's that? A complimentary Hotel towel and dressing gown? And a free glass of chablis? Ok, that's fair enough, just sort your bloody tumblers out next time, ok?"

The third Hipster movement is The Wedding Season Hipster. The Fish isn't part of it, he is it. Heaven help the hotel that serves his glass of water in a tumbler the size of a thimble. The Wedding season hipster will blog their asses to death.

Cereal is only something you can have getting up from nightshift in the summer. Don't agree?

OMG! You're such a drama Queen when you're coming down from the fairy cakes.

Looks like you all of you are in the 'happy to throw away 2 points' brigade. Makes my skin crawl, what?

'Land of my fathers' sounds great when the leek jugglers sing it end masse at the rugby, man.

Equally deserving of being put up against the wall, but no blindfold if your cereal is something like Golden Grahams and/or you have a fuck off beard.

With 'St. Elmo's fire' playing in the background.

Fuck it, if the shop was up here I'm going with J69. (But only if the shopkeepers got rid of their beards, and they'd have to have some decent 80's arcade game in the cafe).

Go on then, don't be shy, Rob........ Which TT poster would be most likely to go in the cereal shop? Go!......

What utter, metrosexual, bearded dipstick would actively walk into a cafe and pay a few quid to eat cereal? Actually, the amount of twenty-somethings I see who are basically still kids is hardly a surprise when you look at the zero hour contracts that are in abundance and the house prices that have them still living with their mams. Maybe it's just easier staying in a teenage bubble these days when the alternative is working yet still being on the bones of your arse?

"Hmmnn.......It's definitely an orange......probably from the middle ages......Looks French.........I'd say it's a Louis the 1/6." The man from Del Boldon, he say yes!

"Hmmnn......The force is strong in this one."

Simplified your post.

Two? Headache in the morning?