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I couldn't give a fuck about England and even I'm getting frustrated. Southgate holds England back, he's great at calming the players and has done a really steady job but he's not a top manager and never has been.

They've been pinching England fans flags and posting about it. (Obviously they wouldn't have went anywhere near any MLFs, just the likes of Charlton fans etc).

Obviously action man isn't fat enough or glakey enough to partake in the chair chucking in a foreign land in real life.

"....and what happened then, son?" "Oh god......I even ended up working for no money in one of Suella Braverman's election campaign videos where she was pretending to rap.....sniff.....how did I get this low.....sniff....."[starts to bubble]

Laura couldn't get the words 'Ukraine', 'war' and 'Pandemic' out quick enough as well as suggesting economists couldn't agree about why Cox's figures are why they are? She's fucking great, sorry, so obvious.

Germany v Scotland, the MLF angle.... 🎵 Tragedy! 🎶

Mackem Don is hopeless too. Drury tries too hard and I thought he was better than that.

Lee Dixon is to co-commentators what Peter Sutcliffe was to truck drivers.

Keith.....

Piss poor defending tbh.

Tyldsley seems to get more vocal when he mentions Sobazlai (sp) for some reason?

Alicante: "Bueno dias, Sunderland football club. We agree to play your team but only on condition you don't form any football clubs who'll be competitors for us while you're over here and your fans must not wear any Sunderland shirts to kit out any newly formed clubs."

Mackems travelling to Alicante and playing Alicante and some other side. Just a heads up in case anyone on here is bewked up on a trip to 'Beni' between the 15th July and 21st July. If you are I doubt you'll see any Sunderland shirts as there's no way they'd wear them on a trip to Spain.

Not a mobile phone nor a gravy stained shirt in sight. Gerrin!!! FTM.

The bad news is it's the ITV feed.

My dad isn't really that way inclined but he's old now and has slowly been brainwashed but like Darth Vader, I know there's good in him. (politically). Take away politics, (and he doesn't rant on like a gammon anyway), he's just a good bloke. No way, other than the odd comment where my feelings are known, am I pushing it.

I'm not exaggerating and have mentioned this before but it is permanently on at my in-laws, obviously can't speak for when we're not there but every time we go around it's on. I was there on Thursday but it was just the MiL and it was on. I don't say as much to them but I just ask them to turn the volume low 'so I can hear them' and on Thursday just walked in and turned it down myself. Trouble is my dad sometimes watches it, when it's on there I do the same or make some remark. I popped up last Saturday but my Mam was out with my sister so there was just my dad and it was on. I went into the kitchen to make a cuppa for us and when I got back it was on sky news. I never said anything but I was a bit like..... Small steps. He used to read the mirror and slaughter the Tories when I was a kid but started getting the mail around 20-30 years ago and also him being ex-forces helps as they play on that stuff when the truth is they couldn't give a fuck about the plebs who are in the ranks especially before and after their service. It's hard to go too far as I don't want to cause bad feeling in their latter years. (I'd never forgive myself).

Just got in for the penalty/sending off. #ThoughtsandPrayers @PaddockLad, @Toonpack, @Kevin Carr's Gloves.

Latest: 'Kylie Minogue now not under consideration by HMHM.'

It's alright, they didn't want him anyways.

Sky just now, 'Jarrad Branthwaite didn't make the euros but things looking up for him as things hotting up as Manchester United show their interest. More later.' That's a proper Sky Sports 'fuck you, Everton'

I think you can only transfer so many games now it's all digital.

Anyone else would've just said 'my old mate and his son.'