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They probably watched curry-nation street when they got in as well.

Aye, must be murder as a full back when you've the likes of sissoko and gouffran in front of you.

NUFC are why they are still in this league.

She's called Margaret. 'Maggie' is a nickname for that name. HOW MUCH MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED!!??

at the mackems, like. Margaret 'mag' Byrne: "Mr Short, we haven't won a game in the first couple of months for the fourth year in a row. We're simply awful and the fans are revolting." Ellis Short: "No need to panic, Maggie, we'll just have to tough it out, I've spent enough already. As for the fans, we'll include some soap in their ST packs. We'll get there, Mag." Margaret 'she's a Maggie bitch' Byrne: "But Mr Short, the Derby's in a couple of weeks!!" Ellis Short: "Fuck! Get the 'New bounce, new manager' catalogue out of the filing cabinet. Quick, you Maggie slag, before the Tyneside cabal of businessmen find out!!!!"

I'd give him the little Benny hill slaps but only if the Benny hill music was playing.

Picard "Make it so, Data, sorry, Gemmill."

1988? I'd assumed they'd sang that from the old Etonian days when the likes of Corinthians were a decent cup team in football?

'Sunday supplement' If you imagine four world leaders brought together round a table to discuss how they're going to save the world from a doomsday meteor that's going to hit planet earth in the next few months, if you can imagine the serious looking expressions these world leaders will have for this life extinction event, then those serious looks will be cheerful countenances compared to the serious expressions on the sunday supplement lads and lasses dials when discussing Jose Mourinho, the England team, Pardew, Wenger, 'United' and Brendan Rodgers. They are classic pub bores you'll encounter on your travels from time to time and the television/radio media give these fuckers a platform and expect me to take their words as some sort of sermon on the mount?

Old man river?

When I feel apathy for the England football team, you can obviously multiply that for rugby. When they won it in Australia a few years ago I felt 'good for them' at absolute best but even that was laced with a little vitriol towards the whoppers who came out the woodwork pretending they liked the sport and the long term rugby Ruperts who tried to use the win as a point scoring exercise over football. It's times like these I feel for our Irish and antipodean posters who want to take the piss a little but have no genuine target. (On here, anyway).

Tributes aren't really CT's bag. RIP

We were doomed that season, mate, McFaul or Smith were never keeping us up.

We just have to win our next two games against mediocre opposition and I think we can despite the collapse in the second half. There's one or two players who desperately need moving on but we've a few decent ones too. Keep cool, folks. I think we've more or less found our best team and formation these last two games, injuries and suspensions permitting. We wont play these fuckers every game. Villa, West Brom, Mackems and Norwich are shit. Bournemouth could also have a slide. Keep the chins up, Mbabu looks a better bet than what we had there, Mitro looks like could be a handful with Ayoze benefiting from playing off him. Keep the faith, children, keep the faith.

What happened that season?

Sickener Mitro never put that chance away at 0-1. Fair play to schteve for sticking to the formation we had against Chelsea.

He was never a clown to be fair. A cunt and a coward tactically more than a clown.

Sorry, I mean 'Yeah! Yeah! C'mon!'

Bravo!

BT seem to be up Palace's arse in their game against West Brom DESPITE having a Palace player in the studio AND a former player, (Wrighty). Weird. Happy days for the bt boys as Palace take the lead.

'Slag' Aye, she's well in the past by the sounds of it.

Quiff hasn't been the same since his holiday when that milf he was building up the courage to chat up walked off with another bloke and got rattled all over while quiff sat drinking his flat warm pint and nibbling on some salted nuts all alone.

Thinking about it, the 360 degree turn would be complete when he went on to manage Fulham or QPR after an England disaster so my original point stands. You may now suck my plums.

'Palace v West Brom, Pardew v Pulis' Well at least the commentator tried building it up, I suppose.