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That's fuck all, Gemmill sent me a PM asking if I thought his ken Dodd tribute act had legs and asked me to put a good word in with the fish so he could be top of the bill in fish's comedy club.* *After the English tapas have been served, that goes without saying.

You couldn't make it up!

Great minds think alike. This time must just be a fluke.

Anywhere exciting?

Well done, Fisty!

Does the research leave out the part about them looking ridiculous to everyone else?

It's your female colleagues I feel sorry for.

I don't have any trouble drinking water, instead of adding cordial I just drink lots of alcohol the day before or failing that, eat spicy food. You positively hoy it down your neck. #HMHMhack

He needs to watch his step, for all he knows the Russian might be sounding out Pards as we speak.

Any mention from the the media/pundits linking the King to the Liverpool job seeing as how he's really a top manager who was unfairly hounded out by a deluded set of fans?

I don't think he's knew his starting line up till after the Chelsea game, so you could argue his preferred team haven't played together yet against the lesser sides. I reckon the first half against the Manc arabs will have opened his eyes a bit as will the twenty minute collapse. There's little chance he'll drop Sissoko, mores the pity, and he won't be sold for a profit sitting on the bench which must be the ultimate goal for both player and fans.

"Newcastle’s Kevin Mbabu facing several weeks on the sidelines" http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/newcastle-united/latest-nufc-news/newcastle-s-kevin-mbabu-facing-several-weeks-on-the-sidelines-1-7496057 And so it starts........

Think we'll get more than ten points out of those fixtures, tbh, even with the start we've had. The only way we'll really crash and burn is if we get injuries/suspensions to our key players which is a real possibility with this club.

Yep, but anyway, Kirsty Gallacher.......sweet Jesus.....

Sissoko is a cunt. I pine for the likes of Davey Mac compared to this wanker. McCreery was average, but he had three times the heart this fucking fraud has.

Parliament. Questions to be asked, I think.

Sorry, hay. Just having a laugh before I have a few pints In downtown North Tyneside's happy quarter.

Stick to kodi, trooper.

I've been a bit disappointed with McLaren's lack of an attempt to do a Geordie accent so far. How hard is it to just stick a random 'y'knaa' or a 'divven knaa' in an interview?

Is Janmaat the coward a drink driver like Niall Quinn?

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.