Howmanheyman

Same here, not in cramlington, but Newcastle. When I want a takeaway, I'll just carry on ringing up and collecting my bait like I usually do.

First there was a glass, sorry, 'thimble' of water not being big enough in his wedding season adventures in a hotel, fish shared his outrage on here. Next, he's a lazy cunt, can't be arsed to pick a phone up or walk the five minutes to his curry house and gets stung on the 'let's eat' gimmick and moans about it, then, after bullshitting on here about deliveroo, (another gimmick), I'm fully expecting a fish fueled rant when his sushi (Eritrea version) turns up late and a little on the soft side. It's bad enough us reading it, the poor Eritrean just trying to make a living will have to listen to how his unique sushi experience has been taken forever away from his grasp.

So, takeaways that aren't from deliveroo are 'cat vomit'? How my heart goes out to all you poor souls, suffering for all these years getting 'normal' takeaways little knowing that there was a mobile restaurant solution just round the corner in the near future. Maybe the days of the London gang coming on here moaning about not having a decent chippy to go to are now a thing of the past?

I hear the arguments, but err, it boils down to, 'I live in London, home of the stars and fine cuisine, I have a cleaner but I don't have a cook, I'm faaaarrr too busy to not just cook, but indeed go out for a treat, thus this sounds like a really great idea that meets my life aspirations and means I can sit at home without talking to people or getting changed'. 'Toby carvery' Fish needs to spend some time back home in Blyth if you ask me.

Aye, well done.

"Say what?"

No idea who you're talking about but if you've a pic or two put 'em up! She isn't Russian.

"Wot will it be For tea, tonight? Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and see!" "Hope it's sushi, it's sushi! We hope it's sushi, it's sushi!"

That's about it for me too, particularly the 'Tory abuse' bit.

If I fancied something nice I'd either cook it or go out to a restaurant and be wined and dined rather than paying similar to have it come in tin foil and taking something away from the meal if that sounds daft?

Don't rub it in, man!

We're very quick to condemn this stain on humanity for no doubt trying to tuck into her nephew's inheretance from his Mother's death, (I'm guessing), but let's just swap her flimsy claim of not being able to hold a plate of hors d'oeurvre and imagine being at a night out with friends, maybe at a club or some sort of comedy venue for example, imagine the embarrassment if you too, unlike your friends, were unable to hold a plate of, say, English tapas? Maybe we should just hold back on the judging, here, eh?

Just booked up for Cyprus next year. Booked a lovely looking Villa and can't wait. It's a treat as we've had to do without a hol for a couple of years. As an aside, always fancied Florence and quite a few of the European cities mentioned on here from time to time, would love to see Rome but would be worried it might suffer from being a capital with too hustle as I've an interest in the classical world. The Missus has difficulty getting around so always feel we miss out a bit, (notwithstanding the cost of a normal holiday and affording weekend city trips as well).

Is the food 'restaurant prices'? Sorry, like but, again. Why on earth would you pay what you would at a restaurant to have it shoved in a tin foil carton and delivered to your door half an hour or more, later?

Ah well, Stevie, well done on finishing the chemo! Good luck in the gym getting the wee man back into proportion with the rest of you.

I've already told you, man. Chez posts from his laptop in his wallsend flat, wearing only y-fronts, a string vest, surrounded by strewn empty cans of special brew and half full bottles of Glens vodka.

By the way, CT doing really well on his budget, lovely house, new metal detectors, pub nights aplenty, bong parties, Mr Eats from the chronicle tribute act ect. Fair play, Angela Merkel would love his prudence.

Good lad, someone's gotta pay for my 50" plasma TV and benidorm hollibobs.

I'm obviously not as optimistic bearing in mind the injuries, which I added were always a possibility. I wouldn't say we're doomed just yet.

You copied and pasted something which isn't what a couple with two kids would get, I filled out their form for just over thirty grand and they currently pay 17 pound a week. I'll screen shot it later for you when I get in. You and your lass manage fine with 21k and three kids? What happened to your tenants/landlord income? Sell up? Invest in something else?

Anyway, bedtime.

Well there is more unclaimed benefits than benefits obtained by fraud. (Obviously not including tax avoiding fraud which dwarfs the benefit fraud but is obviously a lower priority for some reason?)

Pretty sure there was a calculator on here where the cuts were fucking brutal on people on half of the 30,000?