Howmanheyman

"For justice, we must go to Don Corleone. FTM"

"I coulda been a contender. FTM."

"Alas, poor Yorick! FTM!"

"Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

Look at PL's sig. Blatant mackem, tbh.

"I'm seeing.....I'm sensing.......it's a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, some kind of trick........a hat-trick.....Jean Genie playing in the background?"

"Take care of my dear Lady Hamilton, Hardy, take care of poor Lady Hamilton. Kiss me, Hardy.Now I am satisfied. Thank God I have done my duty. FTM."

"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years men will still say This was their finest hour. FTM"

Hats off gents! FTM

I watched Inter the other week lose at home to Fiorentina, they were woeful at the back.

We're all sending texts to mackems we know saying we're great and we're going to hammer them next week, as well. 'Mag at home' instead of the usual 'Mag at work' this time.

Put 606 on for the first time in years. Fucking horrific listening Only game on today and 'Wrighty' talking to boring arsenal fans and boring man u fans.

Bodie or Doyle?

We all think we're Brazil now, by the way.

RTG is comedy gold right now, mackems making threads about our players praising them before the OP's get called mags and it ends up where we think they're Messi.

Needs his name changed to judge Judy, I reckon.

Gini should definitely have put mitro in there when he scored.

I'm an eclectic sort of chap, you should know this by now.

Reminds me of when I knocked back Jessica Chastain and Jennifer Connelly for a threesome.

A midfielder who likes scoring. Nice.

Fucking lovely

Get in! (Shit defending again)