Howmanheyman

Great age for the girl to enjoy it. We've been three times when mine were a bit younger. To be fair to CT, the first time we went I was almost dumbstruck by one of the Princesses, (sleeping beauty), when the eldest was talking to her. What a stunning lass she was. Anyway, it's a canny enough day out, some decent rides, (alas not sleeping beauty) and hopefully some good memories.

I personally found it better than the US one, if you've ever been to the US ones it works the same basically for the fast pass tickets. The place is a good size but ok for just a couple of days visit. The only real tip I'd say is to eat early on as the food places get chocka, and of course make sure you capture and cherish the looks on your kids faces if they're still quite young when they see/meet any of the characters. Those moments are priceless, cliche or not. I thought I'd hate it but there's something for everyone and it's great seeing the bairns enjoying the experience.

Mirandinha and John Robertson were the midget gem partnership. Like a gem, goals were rare.

Or Shearer, Speed & Bellamy. Kelly & Cole. Quinn and McGhee. Goddard, Beardsley and Gascoigne. Keegan, Waddle and Beardsley. (My personal favourites, too young for pre-80's).

If Ayoze and Mitro get joy and some bit of service, Sissoko might well fancy it, if we rely solely on him we're fucked.

Loved the first three as a kid, only seen the first of the sequels and just couldn't get away with it. I might give this a watch though I reckon more out of curiosity with a few of the originals being in it.

It would put Colo to better use tbf.

This. Above all, must play the game, not get drawn into the shite like Bruce, Coach Carvs and the King used to. Someone needs to to be talking to Aleksander this week about Mackem wind ups that they'll be trying on and how much better it feels winning a derby at the end when you've just got on with the game, than losing it at the end when you've went in running about like headless chickens from the start.

Only pulling your plonker. Come in pretty handy this place it has to be said when it's come to advice over the years. (Your Toontastic twinned city poster is still CT for the next few weeks, though).

You're on a roll wyki, sure you haven't accidentally swapped this site in your favourites to 'ask Jeeves'?

Aye, both well past their peak by that time. (Still better than Johnathan Stead and Dean Whitehead despite the toll of their injuries).

More please!

They're going to have one hell of a job superimposing that fucking cabbage heed on Che Guevara as they usually do with their new managers, to be fair.

You'll love it, just remember to say 'vee' instead of 'we' and 'vhere' rather than 'where'.

Sissoko deserves praise for the assists, but Gini just has the knack of making the right run at the right time and inviting a player to cross to him. I thought he was quiet early on but still managed to ghost in to the danger areas. Perez and Mitro need to stay injury free!

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