Howmanheyman

My Granda was a 'Prince of Wales' man when he had his retirement afternoon drinkies on Shields Road. I think I've been in the Raby about two or three times only when I worked near byker on a pay day in the early nineties despite PL's patter. My Dad drank in the blue bell when he was a young man. (That was a rough bar as well, mind).

Tut tut, lifestyle top trumps, new low etc, etc. Anyway, where's Jeeves parked the bloody Rolls this time, what?

There's a lezza started at our place recently. Walks like John Wayne. Her name is now Joan Wayne after 'someone' made it up.

Would've thought the kids over there would have no problem heading a ball with their excess hair to cushion the blow from their basin brow haircuts their 'moms' give them.

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BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE and Essembee need a lifestyle top trump off on here. Criteria for the trump off; Mackem interest Goalkeeping awareness Bravery awareness Mensa score How many tabs can you smoke? How many cans in your fridge? Go ahead lads, fill your boots, loser is a mackem coward. No need for thanks.

Fulham and Yeading

'Alan Pardew' fancies a go at 'Ernest Borgnine' as the mood at the Look-a-like agency's summer BBQ turns nasty.

Watched an hour of 'a most violent year' before my internet decided to play up. Think BT did me a favour as it was very slow going which even the delicious Jessica Chastain couldn't make up for.

That lad has fucking waaaay too much time on his hands.

The divorce details slowly leaking out here, Quiff.

Sex and drugs and cow & gate.

"Wite till thy all see moi funnoi inflytabul Delph snoike, thy'll laugh their arses off."

Tiote just standing watching as his man one two'd around him and Colo had to make a last ditch tackle was unforgivable in the second half.

Mbabu came on and and you hope he's alright because as raw as he looks, he looks a much better prospect than Dummett.

Thought it wasn't one of Perez's better games albeit he took his chance well, (still, if Krul/Elliot let's that in they'd be getting Pelter's despite what the BT crew said). Absolutely spot on about the play acting, think the kid is great but that shit needs to stop. Not sure if Schteve's changes helped or whether they were running out of gas anyway. Think I'd be inclined to give the real ginger quiff the benefit of the doubt on this one. As an aside, Gini is a natural at drifting into the right areas but sometimes seems like the invisible man when we're struggling, almost Sissoko-esque, you could say.

How the fuck do we play the mackems off the park and lose 0-3 then stink the place out and win 1-0 v Bournemouth?

McClaren "worth 15 points a season is Tim Rob."

6 minutes? :lol:

Just the game where Thauvin can shine in.

Why the fuck does he not play advantage?

Fucking tiote, man!!!