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And part for his letter writing.

Good job CT got out of the letting business, then. Nobody wants to see a poor landlord, especially in Tyne & Wear.

Predictable that I'm going to say, 'never heard of the cunt'.

Juventus take the lead against man city then play piped music as if they're Bolton or Boro. The old lady must have had too many Bailey's with ice. Tut tut.

He definitely came across better than comical dekka and as for penfold? Who knows? By his actions he's clearly an over-promoted club lackey but we've never actually heard what he has to say other than corporate club speak. I think Mort made the right noises early on whilst Ashley was still in his sheep's clothing and that's it, really.

Tonight's exclusive.......John Carver will smile like Klopp in his next job. (Taken from a comment on motd extra, which is now at least the third piece he's done from a show we may already have watched ourselves, there may have been more articles he's done on it that I've missed tbh).

What exactly is it that Mort did that was so good? He just happened to be in place during the honeymoon period after Shepherd was fucked off in my honest opinion. Can never understand the Mort praise, was Ashley's man all the way.

Just saw a clip of Duncan-Smith when the announcement was made. Didn't know what expression to give and gave a half hearted 'hear' whilst furtively looking around. Fantastic!

You can't knock a cock, where would we be without the one eyed snake and it's venom?

A better job would be nice.

What's the fascination with virgins? Is it because they won't realise the jihadis are shit shags?

There's something definitely odd, like.

Or..... ......which De Jong was the biggest wrong? De Jong! De Jong!

Luuk de Jong, Siem de Jong, Any, any, any De Jong! Who was the biggest waste of time? De Jong! De Jong!

I could also see messi taking one look at Siem De Jong from kick off and kicking the ball out of play so the Dutchman could get some treatment.

I could see sissoko taking his shirt off and hugging messi in an iconic moment of mutual respect like the Bobby Moore/Pele picture.

Was thinking the same. To be honest, it would just be a privilege to see the likes of Messi, Neymar, Suarez and Sissoko on the same pitch.

Can you pull off an even bigger feat by seeing us get a win in the King's own palace?

I'm not pulling you on your grammar, man! Just the deliberate mistakes. And the fishing of course.

Nice to see CT looking out for exploited workers, though.

Fuck off.

You don't say? What's your excuse, Wordsworth?

Their written English is even poorer than yours.