Howmanheyman

:lol: I'm fucking crying here, like.

Japs and commandos. Ended up in hospital as a jap 'grenade'* caught me just above the eye as I glanced round the stairway of a house getting modernised. * a half brick. (Well it was in walker).

I'll pm fish, ask him if he wants to start a podcast with me, think we'll call it 'fruit and the loon'.

Now you're talking. Played that all the time on the fosse field.

Look, I know I'm not always on the ball with new technology, but it's just the price you have to pay when you're not a boring cunt. Anyway, had a quick play on it and I reckon it's possibly alright if on subscription, otherwise, maybe not so much.

It looks like CT isn't uber the moon with this latest competition in the free market that he loves.

Curbs. Kicky-the-can Aye, remember it well. Also played kiss, cuddle and torture with a couple of lasses when we we were about 12. It was basically catchy kissy. (Torture was neither asked for or offered by the way!)

That wasn't there the first time I was on!!!

It's no game of tig, that's for sure.

Do they get blob on a Sunday, CT?

Getting a viewing on our house tomorrow so there's the relaxing day up the spout. (I'll still be watching the match, like).

Jill and Alex on the money again.

I couldn't find an option to search or to make a list, just generic genres, maybe you have to be on the paid subscription service to access those? If that was the case then there's more chance Colo lifting the UEFA cup next season than me giving them a tenner a month. P.s. some big assumptions in that list if I'm the target audience. Cheers, HF. (I'm a lost cause).

Just installed it and can't make head nor tail of it. Fuck that.

Can anyone actually tell me the benefit of spotify and the likes? (If y'all sons of bitches can't be arsed, no big deal).

Mike's only mistake was not opening a supporters cub beer bar or something.

He's a football genius starting to get the hang of this football malarky.

Or from Boldon.

Did you leave the 74 shirt, tom?

Grounds for divorce; 1. Chinese mouse 2. Called 'tuggy' by the name 'tig'. 3. Always had a headache.

Tom, I've some fucking class magic beans, wor kid. £25 and they're yours. Here's me hand, here's me heart.

'Yeah, we used to sniff cellotape then go craaazy playing tig. I don't know how we're still here today, to be honest.'