Howmanheyman

Almost everyone: "Dirty cunt." RW Chelsea gammon:

Gloomy right now....

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"It's an old Scottish message, it means Alex Salmon now sleeps with the fishes."

Well, the international break has made this place a hive of activity and fevered chatter.

Pinched my reply.

I noticed that, especially after the other day when he had a little pop at someone for something similar.

I only knew there was a game when I came across a NUFC tweet saying 'Gordon starts!' I thought to myself, either he's going on at their lass for leaving dishes by the sink or he must've been picked for an England game?

Whatever happened to Holly Blades? 😔 Anyway, this is the kind of vibes I get most of the time when I see our celebrity fans.....

Don't forget the water proof mobile disco lights.

I bet he's the type to say 'Here's me hand, here's me heart' or some such drivel.

The big battery, big boot and big savings are the main reasons I wanted it so the latter in particular will never wear off.

Ok, got the Skoda Enyaq on Monday and after a few days here's my quick impressions: Driving. It's a tremendous drive, different modes you can put it in, I choose eco but it's very nippy but smooth. The driver seat 'remembers' where you set it so when you turn the car off it automatically moves back and when you switch the car on it moves to the driving position. There's that much stuff it'll take me a while to work out what there is, but the boot opening and closing by itself is a nice Brucie's bonus but the biggest bonus is the cost of running it. I've worked out it would cost me around £5.50 to fill it from empty to full and that would realistically give me around 300 miles give or take. (I got the octopus EV smart tariff sorted).

That's the one.

I've never worked remotely so I must be a VIP? (It's all falling into place now).

I wonder if he has any ceilings?

I've no idea who the pair of them are tbh but they've obviously got you sussed.

No.

American footballers could be Heracles reincarnated but the game they play, (to my eyes) is colossally shit to watch. I'm not a rugby fan at all but I'd sit and watch that before I'd watch NFL. I'm convinced America's problems largely stem from having shit sports where fans can't let off steam properly instead of sitting munching on hotdogs whilst the latest score is 78-125 or something.

It'll be interesting to see whatever film flam they decide to try (which by sheer coincidence will magically not impact one or two clubs even retrospectively) and whether it will just be another court case waiting to happen.

But the apparent point is to make things fair and sustainable, we were being ripped off by the malevolent owner, other clubs have been in similar or worse boats and not a single fuck is given. We couldn't compete and the PL seems to be 'ok, that is actually fine, actually.' rather than, 'hmmn, that doesn't seem fair?' It's a glass ceiling and UEFA are just as bad as they've based all their changes through the years with the fear that R Madrid, Juventus etc fuck off and do their own thing. The PL have kowtowed to the red cunts for years, chuck Tottenham in as well just before the PL started through their fucking wanton greed.