Howmanheyman

Aye, I knew a mackem man u fan who had a half season ticket at the stade de shite. Was a confused chap as well.

Saturday night, no drink, again, full of cold and still have an ear infection, about to get up and put Christmas tree boxes and stuff back in loft, quick hoover. You can stuff your champagne enemas and prossecco blow jobs. I'm living the life of Reilly right here, motherfuckas.

I don't think any set of African nutjobs have a monopoly on evil to be honest.

By the way, you just know somewhere that one of the daft cunts will have the scorers tattooed on their arms with twice as many just having the score instead. '9-1 - FTM'

On the 107th anniversary as well, the southern shitehawks that they are!

If there's ever a season we'd go out with a whimper it's this one. They'll take one look at the league table and you know what's going to happen. Daft thing is the players are desperate for some confidence and I reckon that cup run the mackems had to the final gave them a real boost as they miraculously stayed up. I remember having about three or four games v Watford in the FA cup in our relegation season where both teams were finally put out of their misery when Roeder half volleyed into his own net after three or four absolute turgid games of football. Can you imagine if they'd carried on replaying under this regime? I think they'd name the 3rd replay team starring Derek Wright and the recently retired tea lady, Kath I think she's called?

Keep reading that as 'shitehawk'. Never heard of them.

It's the 107th anniversary of the 9-1 Sunderland win at SJP. I'd be surprised if there isn't a mention of it on RTG and may explain Essembee's extra touchiness today.

'Yes we know mistakes have been made, but we're all working hard to make sure we're the best pound for poun......what?......who's on the phone?.......they want how much?......tell 'em we've got 22 year old Jean valjean from Montpellier lined up instead.....fucking 'experienced player' my arse, the road to ruin, Mike says, the mugs signing. Anyway, as I was saying, we've listened, we know you you want more communication, we know you want to be more involved, so we've got our highly respected and sought after coach to knock out a few emails as part of his 'continuous improvement' contract after he's mopped out the gym. Howay the lads and don't forget to check out NUFC.co.uk for all those Christmas deals at NUFC.DIRECT."

The utter carnage in the ME may have something to do with external influences as well as local players. Doesn't excuse these zombies killing innocent people whilst off their tits but there's more at play than just religion is, I think, what people are saying. I still don't know the official reason for going into Afghanistan was? We know Iraq Mk II was based on lies, this is not a kop out and a Toontastic pardon for any of those murderers but it is a bigger long term picture being painted which is not as simple as saying they're radical Muslims, they're different, what are we going to do. I know you said you're very iffy about dropping bombs in Syria, why is that? The West has got into bed with some very bad people and it is innocent people being killed all over the ME as well as in Paris, Madrid, Turkey etc. I'd almost say it's too late to not do anything and to finish the absolute abortion of a job that Bush Jr and Blair started in Iraq by backing up airstrikes with real soldiers mopping up behind them but I reckon you'd find these 70,000 moderates aren't as moderate as they're being made out by the NATO countries. We could always follow the money trail but I don't think any lights being shed on this would be welcomed.

By the time Ashley sacks Charnley we'll be in the 2nd division, (if he even peddles him then).

They keep admitting that mistakes have been made but keep repeating them and haven't even been sending any emails lately, have they?

If anyone would know that on here you'd be my guess. Which Newcastle establishment are they having they're Christmas do at and who will get swilled/glassed/arrested or will drink drive? 3-1 Arsenal at the death.

I'll bear that in mind.

Standing or sitting.

I've seen the mackems last game v palace and most of their game today. At least they've some sort of short term plan, yes long term it'll be shit but it might keep them up this year, who knows with Villa, ditto Norwich and an injury hit Bournemouth. We have Charnley and Carr to take some action in January so we're basically fucked. (With or without McClaren).

It was a sitter. When you've only the keeper to beat it's a sitter, whether it's Borini, Maldini or Houdini. Anyway, Giroud makes up for the OG. 2-1 Arsenal.

Not a sitter for you, maybe, piece of piss for a good striker.

They're last two goals away from home have been pure spawn, however, that one spawny goal got them three points as they were fairly solid and from the highlights today Borini missed a sitter.

Fucking comedy own goal by Giroud and the mackems equalise.

Campbell scores for arsenal then fannies about for a minute with his shorts before pulling a dummy out and sucking on it. Commentator couldn't confirm exactly which type of cheese it tasted of but I'll guess stale cheddar.

Depends. Are we talking Kodi or Kamagra?

Say no more.

How long have Stoke been a PL club? Ten years? According to the commentator Shaqiri (spl) 'probably didn't even know who Stoke were' Nice bit of patronisation there from BT. (Strange, despite Stoke beating man city at half time, the club from Manchester with only ten minutes to go have yet to score six.)

That's almost as worrying IMHO. Playing man city off the park for forty minutes, leading than collapse like a pile of shit, take the lead at palace, one long pass at our defence, one goal conceded then it ends up 5-1. We have a completely dysfunctional club which in turn has assembled a dysfunctional first team. Read somewhere the sides we've beaten in 2015, it's unreal. We beat Bournemouth, (we all saw how that game went), we beat a free falling Hull who were relegated, we beat West Ham at home needing a win to stay up while their players had their flip flops on and fat Sam was waiting for his payoff to be confirmed, we beat Norwich where they played a bit like us and I can't even remember the other one. That's a shameful record yet the club just won't or can't learn. The club deserves relegation, us and the mackems have no business in this league over the last couple of years.