Howmanheyman

'James Herriot, massive lads fan, apparently the local village team in 'all creatures great and small' played in red & white, anarl."

"Apparently, Notts County, oldest club in the world, their founder was a massive lads fan, like. Chose black & white stripes cos he didn't want the mags to be the first team to have them. FTM!"

And this 'lads fan' shit. :lol: I just picture Bo Selectas Elton John saying the phrase every time I read the phrase on RTG.

Who was it this time? My phone isn't linking to that site for some reason. (The one plus phone REILLY is a smart phone).

Jesus, Mary and the holy ghost, what a set of films, there! (I'll give you 'it's a wonderful life' even if it does take a while to get to the end).

Aye, three replays! what a boring, shit tie, seemed to go on forever.

Amazing the amount of club's with a special affinity to them. Almost as if these clubs fans are also massive 'lads fans'.

Now we know why he always stays sober, the fucking Arnie-grade predator.

Fucking hell, was just talking the other day about that cup game that was replayed a few times against them in our relegation year. Two shit teams and awful football, (back then), that was finally put out of it's misery when Roeder scored a waxer own goal near the end of the 2nd replay (IIRC). It's an omen. We're doomed! Early exit and relegation!

Put's a completely new spin on the old 'No, Gemmill' catchphrase.

If that ever happened I'm putting it out there that Chez should be banned from this message board.

Black boot polish is superb for disguising those embarrassing ginger pubes.

Dirty bastard.

Top one, nice legs, shame about the state. Bottom pic, topless lad looks a little bit, woooh, a little bit, weeyy.

@@Howay Aye, completely agree with the 'giant killing' patter that the media serve up on a regular basis. Two clubs with different form no doubt, but at the end of the day you've got a PL side playing at home in front of 50,000 screaming Geordie's* against another PL side albeit in good form, it isn't North Shields v Liverpool, it's Newcastle United v Liverpool. *put that in for any mackems reading. Alright lads? Don't tell anyone, but I have it on good authority that Martin Tyler PERSONALLY asked to commentate on our match and indeed both he and Liverpudlian, Alan Parry, had to be pulled off each other such is their love of Tyneside's premier football club and their craving to both be the men on the mic when the black & whites are in action. I can also confirm that, just as one of your posters on RTG predicted, Mrs Tyler did indeed get a good shafting that same night as Martin was still rock hard in the trouser department from his excitement of Gini wrapping the game up in injury time. All the best, a Mag back from work.

Remember when she used to drip for Roy Keane?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/five-burning-questions-newcastle-fans-10557888 Five 'burning' questions.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/matt-le-tissier.1168873/ 'Le Tissier'

'Reidy' http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/reidy.1169302/

Aye read a bit of that too. Move aside, Alan Parry, it appears that Martin Tyler is a massive Mag, a few slaughtered his Mag affections until he mentioned a '9-1' score and then the Mag accusations stopped for a bit.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-v-liverpool-today.1169178/

Our match thread on RTG is gold. Fuck it, on any given day you will strike gold on that forum.

'Didn't need shit, used Swiss chocolate log instead. "